You might even say they Shark Tanked...

10...9...8...76 day marriage!

Trump is looking hard at that one. Nothing off the table. Could help us start winning again.

That appears to be Snowden appealing for asylum from Australia? Or maybe Putin put him up to this for continued asylum in Russia? Hard to tell.

So I’m a Philadelphia fan, but my adopted dog (Feb 2017) is completely a free agent. He hates quitters.

Honestly surprised this hasn’t caught on as FOOTBAW culture in the South. Seems perfect to start drinking at 5am.

Jeremy, I didn’t know your Deadspin name was Milo. Welcome!

Which expansion MLS team will Guzan end up on?

Wenger has them right where he wants them... the fans, I mean. That way when Arsenal backdoor into the Top 4 and squeak out an FA Cup win despite being outplayed (I’m thinking a Kocielny acrobatic side volley off a corner to win it), he can tell them it’s like winning two trophies. Then he’ll do that awkward double…

Roster turnover is a bit higher too. Hard to get excited about preventing Cleveland from being relegated when they’re your third team of the season

So this is as rare as the Browns making the playoffs?

This story is erotic fiction for Bill Belichick, right?

As an asshole Philly fan, I loved this. All we want is for you to stand up to us a little bit. If you’re a real fan, you’ll get the respect you deserve, unless you’re a cuntface. Then we’ll kill you.

It’s Philly, of course they did.

I went to the NHL Draft that was in Philly. Bettman was a much better sport, I’m pretty sure he’s a vampire who feeds off of boos.

I’m in. Does it count if I’m there in person or see some jabronis waiting hours to get into the fan zone? I’m literally across the street right now.

3 losses x 2 losses = 6

Hey, he was just celebrating promotion to the Scottish Premiership. CUM ON Hibs!

He’s a rookie, but he’s been a real leader in the locker room so far.

If it weren’t for protectionism, Peter Crouch would still be a virgin. BUILD THE WALL!