My favorite part about the Avalanche is them winning a cup right after leaving Quebec. That’ll show those Canadians!

What the fuck is wrong with people? When I was a kid, you just tried to get people in the locker room to look at your junk, like the movie Waiting.

I’m trying to decide which is weirder - this White Sox series or the 500 Days of Kristen. I’m very torn. Please discuss in my replies.

They 100% should and would. Millwall were in the Championship in 04-05 when they played in what is now the Europa League. The point is to have the holders have a chance to defend, no matter what.

Yup. Title holders are granted an entry into group stages, even if they didn’t qualify normally. Call it the Liverpool rule.

It would be exponentially funnier if there were a team from the Championship also playing Champions League. The never before seen relegation/UCL double.

Based on the “online solicitation” part, which I’m guessing applies to texting, he/she could be 17 and considered an adult under Texas statute.

Bad things occur in Tre’s.

GLORY BOY. There’s no I in Eryk.

Did she casually walk away, GTA style?

“It’s elementary, dear Watson.”

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

Got that Whole Foods $50 gift card. I essentially got myself $8.62 off of one block of cheese.

If the NCAA is in the business of sanctioning actual student athlete behavior (not coaches), Baylor football and basketball should cease to exist.

If anyone knows, it’s Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan, a man with a fantastic moustache.

My brother and I pronounce his name quickly as “Dick Cut.”

I’m hungry now?

It actually is old enough to rent, it just gets the pleasure of being charged extra because it’s not 25 yet. I’m shocked Goodell hasn’t thought of imposing this fee structure on fans yet.

Seems like Roger got a lesson in Alternative Facts from a certain former USFL owner.

“You know, I wouldn’t say it’s free transportation when you ride the rails as a hobo down on your luck. It’s discounted, because you’re expected to pay it forward and leave some sawdust scraps and dead cricket wings for the next guy to eat. Still beats paying a dollar for a Megabus.”

The last Olympics in LA, run by former MLB Commissioner Pete Ueberroth, were a smashing success and made a profit.