Anyone else convinced Dabo still plays EA’s NCAA games on PS2? He definitely recreates his roster in that game every year.

-1 liver

Legitimately cool scoop. Congrats, Hannah.

It’s also safe to say this is good Kinja.

Mmm, beefy.

Was Nate suspended for weed or a hallucinogen?

Thank you for asking, ESPN. No, no I am not ready to move on like Grayson is. I would like to see this discussed ad nauseum on ESPN for a week. Can you help a guy out?

I think that’s my boss hiding under there.

I, for one, am very happy that those NBA guys at my Bounceplex rec basketball league will be leaving. THE TROPHY IS MINE!!!

Wait, is Eli saying he actually has plays called and doesn’t just act like an old sheepdog responding on instincts to everything? Weird.

Obligatory “JoePa sucks for a variety of reasons, but also his best WR on campus (Hogan) was playing fucking lacrosse from 2007-09” post.

Dressing up as a Telletubby is offensive to my religion, which worships the Baby Sun God.

No problem. As a follow up/additional info, teams can’t be drawn against the other qualifier from their group stage group or other teams from their home country for the R16 round. This rule goes out the window from QF on.

Stan was blackout drunk for that Rams-Titans Super Bowl final play and still hasn’t learned that the Rams won, even though he owns the team.

There’s not really a bracket, as teams get re-drawn after each round.

So the $5.0M he got was for whistle-blower retaliation (aka firing him and not letting him interview with Bill), which is in addition to the $7.3M he got for Penn State defaming and misrepresenting him.

More like FK QaraDOUCHEbag, if you ask me.

God that team was stacked. Every person in this photo played in the NFL.

You gotta be O’Higgin’ me!

“You know those pellets that weigh down the challenge flag? You can use them to get traction when your three wheeled wagon gets stuck in the mud under the overpass after it rains. Real effective if you know how to use it.”