Over/under 5 years until Tony is a head coach?

I have to wait until Thursday for a Blair Walsh hot take?!?! Wtf?!?!?

*Drew weeps*

At least he’s “in the clear” in terms of getting hurt the next 4 weeks.

The real reason San Diego voted “No” on funding a stadium is because they don’t want a future team; they’ll be too busy getting stoned enough to forget this game happened.

They got it back, Brock Huard lost his shit laughing about it, and they sent their sideline reporter over to interview the kids.

... and 8 and 9.

*Roger Goodell furiously writes new rule banning the practice in the NFL*

In fairness, the NCAA reversed its PSU sanctions because it realized it should be legislating things that students did wrong, and that punishing kids who probably were in diapers when Sandusky was coaching might not be the best solution.

You could say that’s a real kamikaze run.

All hail Lord Donkey Sauce!

My girlfriend just farted in her sleep. That’s not relevant to anything, but it felt like a good metaphor for this Browns season.

My personal favorite is that he forgot his own birthday. http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/31/nick-saban-forgot-his-own-birthday/1672209/

This is coming from a man who has forgotten his own birthday. I find it extremely plausible he doesn’t even know what month it is, and his calendar just has names of schools he is scheduled to play.

*She

You could also mention them having a compassionate, decent front office who are allowing Jrue Holiday, one of their better players, to care for his wife as he recovers from childbirth and major cancer surgery. They’ll be better when he’s back, but this is a huge factor and they’re doing the right thing.

Does “I side with” have any of the following questions:

You spelled your name wrong.

As a Jew, I can confirm that a Mazel Tov Cocktail is really just drinking enough at Passover to forget that you can’t eat bread for a week.

I bet if you google “State College lawyer,” the same names come up. I recognize these names from the school paper from 10 years ago for both athlete and non-athlete cases. The Athletic Department is literally just saving them a click.