I went to a T20 match at the Oval in Surrey County near London a few years ago. I was perplexed by the signs that said “No cup stacking.” Apparently Surrey was not very good, and fans would get drunk and stack all their empty beer cups as high as humanly possibly while chanting “FEED THE SNAKE.” The guards would come…

Counterpoint: No, do not give him a hug.

Would you prefer he use the term “largely fucked” instead?

While I’m peeing, yes.

At least Cleveland has individual urinals. In Wrigley he’d be ass to ass with another man.

He is (NJ) constitutionally barred from seeking a third consecutive term. His approval rating is also somewhere in the 20% range.

What did ya boi Terry P do to deserve such a low ranking? The man loves hockey (collegiate and pro), he’s gotta be a fan of brawlin’ at parties.

Shad Khan’s fantastic mustache enables him to do bold things.

This game-winning drive gave my opponent enough negative points in our Bad Quarterback League that I won.

Oh yeah for sure. I meant commissioner and NBAP head by my two, but I’m sure their offices are competent too.

Color me shocked that the league with the two most competent execs (compared to their counterparts in other leagues) were able to get something done.