“All the stuff that’s happening right now is Future President Biden’s fault...”

Some idiot in a trailer tweeted at Trump about the suburbs at 4 in the morning, so naturally it’s part of his reelection campaign messaging.

Remember - all that violence that Trump says could happen if Biden becomes president actually is happening while Trump is President.

Sorry, I could have been more accurate. “If I stalked someone who wasn’t doing anything wrong, then killed them when they defended themselves from the threat I appeared to be....”

Same, but Mitch McConnell is also on my short list. 

I imagine the reaction would be different from those same commenters if GM did this

Hi there bootlicker.

No more $500 TPMS replacements? *dobby is free*

Looks like they reinvented the wheel.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Had to look up who Ralph Norton was in RA (since obviously I’d never seen him anyplace else) and he’s the gynecologist showing a flummoxed HI the uterus diagram after Ed finds out she’s barren.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

oh no

In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.

So he’s rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ AND fumblin’?

If only we could harness tiny explosions to propel the vehicle, too! Nah, that’s probably too wild of an idea for the near future.

When was the last time somebody straight up named their baby “Frank”?

You mean they smoked unfiltered cigarettes???