He’ll take these insults on the chin.

Or as Judge calls it, the death penalty. 

nah, he was just checking to make sure he hadn’t left his own body

Well, when the hell are you supposed to do it?? Once you start actually dating someone, you start exclusively jerking off to other people.

The Racistance

Worst Dick Wolf spinoff ever

Surely his comments “are not representative of the person that he is.”

You misheard him. He didn’t want his eunuch to see it.

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

“tripods are not allowed in the seating areas.”

Judging by the haircut it ain’t the Marine Corps.

You have to stand up to racists, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the bleachers.

One thing I’m not totally clear on... is there fighting in the bleachers?

“There’s no fighting in the bleachers guy” just got a job on Trump’s legal team. 

Wait, that loser isn’t at all lovable!

Thank goodness somebody made this about Boston.  Good job.

He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Will David take it to Moab next year?