Tito Starmaster
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Nov 25
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Congratulations, microinfluencer, on discovering a way to monetize blowing sunshine up your own ass.

Oct 7
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If there were any justice in this world, every coach they try to bring in would turn them down on accoint of horseshit like they just pulled with Gruden. Unfortuantely, the best we can hope for is that whoever they do hire quits in an astounding fashion.

Oct 4
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Any time I find myself trying to left-brain the Snappening, I just fast-forward to the part where half the good dogs on Earth suddenly re-materialize and, picturing that, I figure who cares.

Oct 1
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I’m curious if there’s anyone wringing their hands over this that ISN’T somehow tangled up in NCAA interests.  

Sep 27
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Verlander’s resurgence is remarkable, but if he lands anywhere but Houston, it probably never happens. Their analytics/staff are lightyears ahead of the rest of the league, and that's top to bottom.  I hope King Felix does get a Ray Bourque send off, because he genuinely seems like a good baseball man.

Sep 26
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There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games. Read more

Sep 19
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I thought he was going to spend his retirement interpreting the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Sep 17
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So what’s the exchange rate on HR now, in terms of counting-stats?  Is Kyle Schwarber’s 37HR more like 18HR a decade ago?

Sep 16
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Floyd is going to get hit with a lot of those penalties because he doesn’t tackle people so much as he envelopes them and throws their useless bodies to the ground.

Unrelated, but was that some kind of mercy rule by the refs, to spend the second half of the game calling holding on Denver 65, when it was obviously Read more

Sep 13
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Nice that they doubled-down on the iffy and pulled that 53' with a tandem axle sleeper.  

Sep 10
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Everything about this is just weird.  Who watches a church service on an iPad?  Who masturbates on someone while they are watching a church service on an iPad?

Sep 6
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If the standard of OPI is “did he put both hands on the defender’s back” then JPP should be converted to a WR immediately.  

Sep 6
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I knew the game season was going to be difficult to watch when they couldn’t even hand the ball to Cohen on the first play without it being some unnecessarily-cute bullshit.

The Bears have never had a ‘win games by themselves’ QB, but they usually have had a great defense, good run game, and decent special teams. This Read more

Sep 6
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The unfortunate thing is that Mitch Trubisky throws a ball that just floats for anyone to grab. If he could zing it downfield like Rodgers, maybe the Bears could benefit from some of the shittiest PI calls the league has to offer, instead of digging themselves into 1st and 40 or whatever the fuck that was.

Subtext: eve Read more

Aug 25
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And that’s *after* their lack of O-line competence broke Peyton Manning.  What a bunch of fucking morons; sounds like they are a good match for their fans.

Aug 22
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I have to imagine that, if she made a point to learn how to get a kick off like a full-time placekicker and not a one-off kick like a soccer player having a goof, she could probably still hit from the same distance.  Technique is important, but you have to have the leg and she clearly does.

Aug 22
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I love stats like this, because it adds a certain amount of truthiness to the notion that it SEEMED like everyone’s kicker was great except for the Bears’.