No more $500 TPMS replacements? *dobby is free*

Looks like they reinvented the wheel.

This is one of those tattoos that will age well. When their skin sags and sprouts white hairs they’ll end up with an adult yoda.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

That place looks like a nightmare. Everything is soulless and terrifying.

Did... did a Funko Pop write this? 

Had to look up who Ralph Norton was in RA (since obviously I’d never seen him anyplace else) and he’s the gynecologist showing a flummoxed HI the uterus diagram after Ed finds out she’s barren.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

oh no

In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.

So he’s rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ AND fumblin’?

If only we could harness tiny explosions to propel the vehicle, too! Nah, that’s probably too wild of an idea for the near future.

“Rickey Henderson would say Rickey Henderson, but Rickey Henderson is Rickey Henderson’s favorite team.”

Those hits might be considered dirty in today’s game, but not then as he always hit with his shoulder. It just doesn’t look like it in real time especially through the biased lens of Lindros/Kariya fans. I mean, 22 years with 4 career elbowing minors. Also, it isn’t as though Lindros wasn’t a dirty bully on the ice:

Please take a moment to re-evaluate your take on old names vs. new names. Thank you for your service.

When was the last time somebody straight up named their baby “Frank”?

Trolls =/= valid opinions I disagree with. They are shit-stirrers for the sake of shit stirring.

You mean they smoked unfiltered cigarettes???