They never get to that part of the book of Matthew.

I don’t know that they’re GONE, but the site is littered with “SOLD OUT!” buttons now, so, maybe they are?

Reacting with decency to the indecent rewards them with social equity they haven’t earned. Ted Cruz would gleefully dance on the corpse of any other 14yo LGBTQIA+ suicide, and has no trouble involving himself in every citizen’s personal lives with his outdated, backward troglodyte policies.  I feel bad for the kid,…

I don’t care how crippled you are, that doesn’t give the remaining functioning parts of your body a free pass to make whatever noises you want. Get you gone, Madison.

No shit. After the elections in November, our community got a new County Clerk. The local news was on hand when she declared victory, and she closed her statements with “I can’t wait to get to work passing new laws that protect democracy for our children and lower taxes for our community.”

One option, the police pursue a kidnapper and his young victim, potentially leading to a violent and dangerous confrontation. The other option guarantees they get to sit in their car a safe distance from danger and do absolutely nothing.

Grote Automotive assaults their market with a new commercial like this every week, and while they are all awful, their prolific pace and consistent production values had me convinced he was some kind of Dollar Store Ernest P. Worrell.  Based on the comments here, it sounds like he just has some kind of subscription to…

Indiana used to be a deep shade of purple, almost blue, but like most parts of the country where there isn’t shit else happening, weaponized AM radio really did a number on the voters. Now they don’t even have to wait for the polls to close before calling the state for whatever (R) bullshit was on the ballot.  It’s a…

Oh, they are.  Just sometimes it’s spelled “Let’s Go Brandon” or “Fuck Your Feelings.”  

I mean, we voted for Obama that one time, and almost had Pence out of the public eye forever until some dipshit tabbed him to be VP, but sure.

But... it’s called The Daily Show.  Bit of a tell there in the name.

He probably sounds profound to the people from whom “trans” is a four-letter word.

I always thought DeSantis looked like a prequel-version Nathan Arizona.

WotC should really look at what killed sports cards in the 1990s - there was just too damn much stuff coming out, and all of it was garbage. Hasbro doesn’t get let off the hook just because they’re the only company printing the cards - market saturation is a HUGE sinkhole in any collectible industry. Three sets a year…

It’s ridiculous NOT to reprint them. The majority of MTG players weren’t even born when these cards were printed the first time around. Hell, I’m sure there’s at least one MTG kid whose parents weren’t even born by 1993. WotC owes these old nerds nothing, let someone else get a crack at popping one of these out of a…

Tears don’t come out of penises, friend.

This dude is going to have the worst case of blueballs ever once EVs take over completely.

“I’m a slasher... of high prices! Catch me laterrrr!”

Oh, no doubt that in the same situation, my gut reaction would have been to fold, but I would have done so thinking the guy could have taken more off me if he didn’t go all Zynga like that.  I’m weird (or maybe not) in that I would rather chisel away all night than go for one big win.  

That’s how I read it. After gingerly betting nickels and dimes, he’s suddenly all-in? I would have been more scared of his hand had he raised 10k.