God help me, the Eagle SX4 Sport. These and Stompers came out about the same time and left top-heavy dents in my brain.

ETA: hrm, picture fail.  Perhaps it’s my greyness.

I’ve always thought that Trump’s steadfast insistence that fraud was committed had the ring of someone who had the receipts for some fraud.

I look forward to this law being applied to idiots in 4x4 trucks forming Trump Trains.

I wouldn’t dismiss Millennials just yet.  They invented beer and the concept of cooking food for other people and selling it.

The picture on findagrave will just be a giant pool of urine.

Ugh. I spent a lot of time in MSP, and our salespeople seemed to have a monopoly on finding shitholes like that. One of them was running Windows SBS 2003... in 2016; they had to mount the mail store every morning because it had grown above the 75GB limit.  They had no interest in going hosted or getting a new server,…

They’ll all end up working at MyPillow or some shit.

He was just teaching his kids that sometimes, a stay-at-home dad’s just gotta take a stand.

At some point in the primaries leading up to 2016, my brain decided Melania looked like that woman what got all that plastic surgery to look like a cat, and I’ve been disappointed ever since that she abandoned the effort.

A lot of Tesla investors think the underlying tech will be licensed out to other auto manufacturers, and that is when the stock will REALLY take off. My Dad is one of these people, and he’s thrown most of his life’s savings into Tesla stock. Granted, he did it fairly early and (in theory) made a lot of money, but he…

I comprehended this correctly when I first read it, but when it flashed by as I scrolled back to the top of the page I read it as “qultists are immune to farts” and for a brief moment the hold that nonsense has on some people made a sliver of sense to me.

Aside from it being morally incoherent to pardon people convicted of war crimes, this is the kind of shit that puts any American overseas at greater risk because the victimized communities and their sympathizers may feel justified in pursuing indirect retaliation.

That 25.00 figure was what the guy pays per month to get his car detailed; far as I can tell, he never said how much he’s paying for insurance. I don’t know, there were a lot of numbers bandied about. I gather it’s not very good insurance, considering his policy doesn’t cover his windshield.

So you’re saying Trump has been preparing for the 2020 debates for at least the last five years?

Congratulations, microinfluencer, on discovering a way to monetize blowing sunshine up your own ass.

If there were any justice in this world, every coach they try to bring in would turn them down on accoint of horseshit like they just pulled with Gruden. Unfortuantely, the best we can hope for is that whoever they do hire quits in an astounding fashion.

I’m curious if there’s anyone wringing their hands over this that ISN’T somehow tangled up in NCAA interests.  

Also acceptable: Burfict Idiot

Verlander’s resurgence is remarkable, but if he lands anywhere but Houston, it probably never happens. Their analytics/staff are lightyears ahead of the rest of the league, and that's top to bottom.  I hope King Felix does get a Ray Bourque send off, because he genuinely seems like a good baseball man.

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.