I thought he was going to spend his retirement interpreting the binary language of moisture vaporators.

So what’s the exchange rate on HR now, in terms of counting-stats?  Is Kyle Schwarber’s 37HR more like 18HR a decade ago?

Floyd is going to get hit with a lot of those penalties because he doesn’t tackle people so much as he envelopes them and throws their useless bodies to the ground.

Unrelated, but was that some kind of mercy rule by the refs, to spend the second half of the game calling holding on Denver 65, when it was obviously…

On one pitch!

Nice that they doubled-down on the iffy and pulled that 53' with a tandem axle sleeper.  

Everything about this is just weird.  Who watches a church service on an iPad?  Who masturbates on someone while they are watching a church service on an iPad?

If the standard of OPI is “did he put both hands on the defender’s back” then JPP should be converted to a WR immediately.  

I knew the game season was going to be difficult to watch when they couldn’t even hand the ball to Cohen on the first play without it being some unnecessarily-cute bullshit.

The Bears have never had a ‘win games by themselves’ QB, but they usually have had a great defense, good run game, and decent special teams. This…

The unfortunate thing is that Mitch Trubisky throws a ball that just floats for anyone to grab. If he could zing it downfield like Rodgers, maybe the Bears could benefit from some of the shittiest PI calls the league has to offer, instead of digging themselves into 1st and 40 or whatever the fuck that was.

Subtext: eve…

And that’s *after* their lack of O-line competence broke Peyton Manning.  What a bunch of fucking morons; sounds like they are a good match for their fans.

I have to imagine that, if she made a point to learn how to get a kick off like a full-time placekicker and not a one-off kick like a soccer player having a goof, she could probably still hit from the same distance.  Technique is important, but you have to have the leg and she clearly does.

Tell that to Edwin Jackson.

Tell that to Edwin Jackson.

Weren’t they just like, a Zach Britton appearance away from the ALCS a couple years ago? What the hell happened?

In fact, that minion has probably already been fired for bringing attention to the issue.

Yeah, going to need to see the data that backs that up.

Switzerland also has mandatory military service, whereas the United States is full of slack-jawed gun fetishists who want all the military hardware without the requisite military hard work.

Yeah, I don’t know how Japan and Australia even exist.

Beyond that, the words “well regulated” appear right in the establishing sentence. If we are averaging nearly one mass shooting a day, it would appear that the Militia is not well-regulated.  

Fin du Monde is beer from a better planet. Bonus: it ferments a little extra in the bottle, so you can actually get higher ABV than what’s on the label.

Any statistics on how many people were killed by the rear door on that model?