Betting that somehow, some way, the only person to end up with shit all over them in this scenario is Bill Clinton.  

Blind Melon holds up better today than it did when it was released. Not saying they were ahead of their time, just, the vibe was off in comparison to all the other great stuff coming out around the same time. 

He froze, because A) this is still a real issue back home and B) what is he supposed to do, drag minorities kicking and screaming to the police academy? The police force in South Bend is not diverse enough because diversity isn’t seeking the police force. Even with such low representation, we had a minority as police…

Wheel of Fortune is how we got Trump, except Putin spun the wheel, and the values on the wheel just said “Trump” “Bankrupt”.

I don’t know how a listener is supposed to hear this:

Again, it’s the whole “Jesus died for your sins” thing.  Their sins are paid for, and so long as they go to church and tithe properly, they can do whatever the fuck they want, to whomever they want, for whatever reason they want, with absolute certainty that they’re getting into heaven.  

Isn’t it weird how he can in one sentence try to sell “those are the acts of our ancestors, not us” and in the next try to sell why we don’t need reparations by citing more examples of things other people did that he had no part of?

That’s what I don’t understand about this. It’s like comparing a convicted serial killer to Satan, and suddenly having a massive rush of people climbing over each other to shout “HE’S NOT REALLY SATAN!”

Does it really fucking matter if they are called ‘concentration camps’ or ‘detention centers’ or ‘funball zones’ when…

No, the Dem candidate can’t be white or have a penis, otherwise it’s silly.

Because Indiana is a fucking backward-ass shit hole that is gerrymandered into a giant red pretzel. The only way out of here for him was up.

Pete Buttigieg has as much chance of winning a Senate seat in Indiana as Malcolm X. Unless he was elevated by a front-runner, a la Pence, he wasn’t leaving Indiana.

Yeah, his resume probably pales in comparison to every other candidate.

No wait, he actually has experience, he is actually educated, and he doesn’t deal in snake oil soundbites that pass for progressive ideals.  He’s actually more qualified than pretty much every candidate this season. 

Do the Sharks have any RFA Bowman can make an offer on, to complete the "fuck those guys" circle?

“...usurped Jean Van de Velde as the preeminent Double-V in sports lore.”

This is the correct take on the correct take. Toronto beat, quite literally, the best competition the NBA could throw at them in 2019, and they did it on the strength of the kinds of performances that people commission statues to celebrate.

Whether he actually believes this or not, Gould has said getting cut by the Bears made him redress his mechanics and extended his career.

I was sure they would parlay Howard and... a bag of pucks for a kicker of some sort, but apparently placekickers are even more valuable than a RB who has averaged 1000 a season even when misused.

Just watching this again, and noticed he only had one foot on the ground when he hit that.

That’s even more disturbing than if it were a robbery; robbery I can understand, but who would want Big Papi dead?

They will not drive or even own a car themselves anymore. They will be shuttled around in driverless autonomous pods and use their time on the road for other stuff than driving.