Or, maybe, people prefer SUVs?  There’s no practical reason for an accountant to daily drive a Raptor (or a truck, full stop) and yet, America.

As a Cub fan, I am very happy that Eloy is on the South Side; if he were at Wrigley, he’d be playing every 6 days, rotating between RF and catching duties or some shit.  

Do these blow up to funny shapes at all?

Relax, if the Cubs had to resort to signing Kimbrel, that means Morrow’s probably not on track; I doubt Kimbrel hits the ground running, considering the layoff, the age, and changing leagues... not a recipe for immediate results.

This is some Frank Drebin shit.

Look, nobody deserves to have THAT business documented, whether there’s a window looking straight into it or not.

Thing is, you take Trump’s hat-head here, trim up the long part that’s going over his collar in back, then shorten the sides, and he actually looks... like a fat Joe Biden.

I just think it’s odd how being a modern sports fan kind of pushes our brain into weird places, like, being more concerned that Heyward is overpaid or Kimbrel’s ask is too high than hey, this guy choked a defenseless person and fired a weapon repeatedly to intimidate/threaten her while a baby was in the next room.

I understand the point you are making, but I think we can throw the concept of “worth it” out the window when we sold our souls to rent a domestic abuser in 2016 and doubled-down with Addison Russell.  

This. If stadiums are going to insist on having mascot antics and t-shirt cannons and 50/50 draws and sausage races and vendors crawling the stands throughout the game, they should really make more of an effort to protect the people they are distracting.  Even if every fan in the stadium was glued to every pitch,…

The Cubs’ bullpen has 11 blown saves through 5/29/19 and are clinging to a half-game lead over the Brewers, who’ve only had 4 blown save ops. As someone who is a fan of the Cubs-who-shit-the-bed-the-right-way, this refusal to look at Kimbrel is hitting me in all the right places.

I’d be 100% in the “lens flare” camp except it’s hard to fathom a type of lens flare that shows up on radar, persists at multiple angles across multiple platforms of observation, and moves without distortion while the observer is relatively stationary. Try to replicate that with a little flashlight and a pane of…

He’s one of the few active performers who, good as their recordings might be, deliver even better live performances.  Totally expected this guy to take over the world one day.

Love the expression on Mom’s face throughout this encounter.

“Hole in the roof and a cracked windshield” make it sound like the car would be road-ready after they scraped the bits of dead terrorist out of it. I don’t think Safelite is gonna be able to fix THAT while I’m at soccer practice with the kids.

Terrorizing isn’t as lucrative as it used to be.

Illusion of precision results in indiscriminate use. It’s just as deadly if you target the wrong individual.

While there may be too much emphasis on launch angle and exit velocity, I don’t understand why people would NOT want to know this information. It’s not like they held up the game and didn’t show the replay for 45 minutes while nerds used an abacus and protractor to calculate these data points. The ball gets hit, they…

Watching it, I could hear my Little League coach screaming “2!  2!  2!”

“...someone had forged the results of two drug tests performed by A&J Lab Collections, which is owned by [Brandy] Murrah.”