Yeah, those Asians, they already know the Kung Fu.  What could they learn from a white guy, right?  Same goes with physics, right?

Of course, assuming that Asian characters already know everything about kung fu is kind of another level of racist.

So you’re saying Trump has been preparing for the 2020 debates for at least the last five years?

It just seems like every book I try to read now is interrupted by some tie-in issue or crossover. Nothing seems like it has room to breathe. I miss books like Shadow of the Bat or JSA Classified that just gave me standalone stories and weren’t concerned about over-turning the apple cart every year.

I do wish the insistence on every fantasy universe having Western European accents would just die.

Congratulations, microinfluencer, on discovering a way to monetize blowing sunshine up your own ass.

If there were any justice in this world, every coach they try to bring in would turn them down on accoint of horseshit like they just pulled with Gruden. Unfortuantely, the best we can hope for is that whoever they do hire quits in an astounding fashion.

Any time I find myself trying to left-brain the Snappening, I just fast-forward to the part where half the good dogs on Earth suddenly re-materialize and, picturing that, I figure who cares.

I’m curious if there’s anyone wringing their hands over this that ISN’T somehow tangled up in NCAA interests.  

Also acceptable: Burfict Idiot

Verlander’s resurgence is remarkable, but if he lands anywhere but Houston, it probably never happens. Their analytics/staff are lightyears ahead of the rest of the league, and that's top to bottom.  I hope King Felix does get a Ray Bourque send off, because he genuinely seems like a good baseball man.

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

I thought he was going to spend his retirement interpreting the binary language of moisture vaporators.

So what’s the exchange rate on HR now, in terms of counting-stats?  Is Kyle Schwarber’s 37HR more like 18HR a decade ago?

Floyd is going to get hit with a lot of those penalties because he doesn’t tackle people so much as he envelopes them and throws their useless bodies to the ground.

Unrelated, but was that some kind of mercy rule by the refs, to spend the second half of the game calling holding on Denver 65, when it was obviously…

On one pitch!

Nice that they doubled-down on the iffy and pulled that 53' with a tandem axle sleeper.  

Everything about this is just weird.  Who watches a church service on an iPad?  Who masturbates on someone while they are watching a church service on an iPad?

If the standard of OPI is “did he put both hands on the defender’s back” then JPP should be converted to a WR immediately.  

I knew the game season was going to be difficult to watch when they couldn’t even hand the ball to Cohen on the first play without it being some unnecessarily-cute bullshit.

The Bears have never had a ‘win games by themselves’ QB, but they usually have had a great defense, good run game, and decent special teams. This…