The unfortunate thing is that Mitch Trubisky throws a ball that just floats for anyone to grab. If he could zing it downfield like Rodgers, maybe the Bears could benefit from some of the shittiest PI calls the league has to offer, instead of digging themselves into 1st and 40 or whatever the fuck that was.

Subtext: eve…

And that’s *after* their lack of O-line competence broke Peyton Manning.  What a bunch of fucking morons; sounds like they are a good match for their fans.

I have to imagine that, if she made a point to learn how to get a kick off like a full-time placekicker and not a one-off kick like a soccer player having a goof, she could probably still hit from the same distance.  Technique is important, but you have to have the leg and she clearly does.

One of my clients has a dedicated ‘data engineer’ whose job is to take stuff OUT of SQL and put it into Access/Spreadsheets; she does this 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, and sometimes it takes her multiple days to produce one day’s worth of queried data.

Back in the 90s, I worked in the repair department of a company that developed and sold electronic components to the RV industry; we had an in-house programmer who wrote a nub ERP program to replace the functionality of dozens and dozens of spreadsheet-based systems throughout the company.

Tell that to Edwin Jackson.

Tell that to Edwin Jackson.

And to that point, why didn’t the acolyte sorcerers (?) use their sling rings to open portals over Thanos’ mothership when it was raining fire down on them, instead of throwing shields over themselves?

The answer is of course, that kickass moment when the guns train on some spot in the distance. In a movie full of very…

Weren’t they just like, a Zach Britton appearance away from the ALCS a couple years ago? What the hell happened?

In fact, that minion has probably already been fired for bringing attention to the issue.

Yeah, going to need to see the data that backs that up.

Switzerland also has mandatory military service, whereas the United States is full of slack-jawed gun fetishists who want all the military hardware without the requisite military hard work.

Yeah, I don’t know how Japan and Australia even exist.

Beyond that, the words “well regulated” appear right in the establishing sentence. If we are averaging nearly one mass shooting a day, it would appear that the Militia is not well-regulated.  

Can’t wait until your child-molesting friend is caught, see how you feel about that logic then.

That was how women were written in the early 60s; late 60s through 70s women were written as man-hating powerhouses whose only vulnerability was their true feelings about men/women.

Fin du Monde is beer from a better planet. Bonus: it ferments a little extra in the bottle, so you can actually get higher ABV than what’s on the label.

Any statistics on how many people were killed by the rear door on that model?

Betting that somehow, some way, the only person to end up with shit all over them in this scenario is Bill Clinton.  

Blind Melon holds up better today than it did when it was released. Not saying they were ahead of their time, just, the vibe was off in comparison to all the other great stuff coming out around the same time. 

I challenge anyone to open that in five or more tabs and not go insane.