The unfortunate thing is that Mitch Trubisky throws a ball that just floats for anyone to grab. If he could zing it downfield like Rodgers, maybe the Bears could benefit from some of the shittiest PI calls the league has to offer, instead of digging themselves into 1st and 40 or whatever the fuck that was.

Subtext: eve…

And that’s *after* their lack of O-line competence broke Peyton Manning.  What a bunch of fucking morons; sounds like they are a good match for their fans.

I have to imagine that, if she made a point to learn how to get a kick off like a full-time placekicker and not a one-off kick like a soccer player having a goof, she could probably still hit from the same distance.  Technique is important, but you have to have the leg and she clearly does.

Tell that to Edwin Jackson.

Tell that to Edwin Jackson.

Weren’t they just like, a Zach Britton appearance away from the ALCS a couple years ago? What the hell happened?

In fact, that minion has probably already been fired for bringing attention to the issue.

Yeah, going to need to see the data that backs that up.

Switzerland also has mandatory military service, whereas the United States is full of slack-jawed gun fetishists who want all the military hardware without the requisite military hard work.

Yeah, I don’t know how Japan and Australia even exist.

Beyond that, the words “well regulated” appear right in the establishing sentence. If we are averaging nearly one mass shooting a day, it would appear that the Militia is not well-regulated.  

Fin du Monde is beer from a better planet. Bonus: it ferments a little extra in the bottle, so you can actually get higher ABV than what’s on the label.

Any statistics on how many people were killed by the rear door on that model?

Betting that somehow, some way, the only person to end up with shit all over them in this scenario is Bill Clinton.  

Blind Melon holds up better today than it did when it was released. Not saying they were ahead of their time, just, the vibe was off in comparison to all the other great stuff coming out around the same time. 

He froze, because A) this is still a real issue back home and B) what is he supposed to do, drag minorities kicking and screaming to the police academy? The police force in South Bend is not diverse enough because diversity isn’t seeking the police force. Even with such low representation, we had a minority as police…

Wheel of Fortune is how we got Trump, except Putin spun the wheel, and the values on the wheel just said “Trump” “Bankrupt”.

I don’t know how a listener is supposed to hear this:

Again, it’s the whole “Jesus died for your sins” thing.  Their sins are paid for, and so long as they go to church and tithe properly, they can do whatever the fuck they want, to whomever they want, for whatever reason they want, with absolute certainty that they’re getting into heaven.  

Isn’t it weird how he can in one sentence try to sell “those are the acts of our ancestors, not us” and in the next try to sell why we don’t need reparations by citing more examples of things other people did that he had no part of?

That’s what I don’t understand about this. It’s like comparing a convicted serial killer to Satan, and suddenly having a massive rush of people climbing over each other to shout “HE’S NOT REALLY SATAN!”

Does it really fucking matter if they are called ‘concentration camps’ or ‘detention centers’ or ‘funball zones’ when…