I’m going to go out on a limb and bet that this fellow never received any threatening phone calls or text messages from someone referring to themselves as a “faggot.”

I saw the first 8 minutes of that one.

“And if I can’t keep ALL my money, why make ANY money at all?”

“Tonight at six - Millions of idiots who voted for fraud realize they’ve been defrauded.”

Nah, they are cool with the racism.  You don’t see them lining up to put a wall on the Canadian border.

Just floating it out there that, bereft of grandparents, I would gladly adopt this fellow as my own provided that gets me in the running for the truck.

On Christmas Eve 2018, I stopped at Wal-Mart at the last hour to buy cold medicine. I was walking out of the store behind a greaseball couple when suddenly the female of the pairing threw her arms straight in the air and kind of collapsed backwards towards me. I was close enough that I put my arms out and stopped her…

I’m pretty sure NBC’s insistence of sticking Pierre McGuire into every national broadcast has proven more of a barrier to the sport for casual fans than any of the old arguments of it being a tough game to follow, etc.

Years ago, there was a playoff in-game interview where Pierre damn near rested his chin on a…

This. I’ve done the Trans-Siberian railway. Smooth it is not.

She’s the lady from the Big & Tall section in Bad Santa.

Even on local TV, a 30-second spot campaign can easily run five digits. This chain is getting a 2 minute segment on every news broadcast in their local market for pennies on the dollar.

But, corporations being what they are, someone probably will get fired over this, either the manager or the people responsible for the…

But you know as soon as chairs are provided, some knucklehead will complain that they have to sit all day.

Wait, you only want 10 herbs and spices?

Me either!  That’s awesome!

I always assume these people are broke as fuck and need to draft behind me to get better fuel economy.  

Nothing to add, other than there is (was?) a dude in Northern Indiana who drives 45 in a 65, and as you pass him he holds a hand-printed sign up to his driver’s side window that says “SLOW DOWN” and on more than one occasion he has almost lost control of his little shitbox sedan while I passed him.

I haven’t seen him…

You’d think, right? Hopefully he would do better than Glenn Danzig, which I repost here only for the comedic quality of the delayed “Oh no!” someone moans out after the punch is thrown.

I’ve always heard it as the Braves are the oldest continually-operational baseball team; the Cubs organization would be tied, but they didn’t play for a few years after the Chicago Fire. It’s true a team called the Cincinnati Reds were the first to field a full-time professional roster,but the team we know as the…

I used to collect baseball cards, but for the last 20 years or so I’ll just buy a couple packs to see what they’re doing with them.  Granted, I didn’t look at them THAT closely, but apparently Donruss hasn’t had a MLB license for years and is still churning out generica.  

You can tell they are innocent youngsters because they are dancing, and any white person with a fully-developed brain knows you shouldn’t do that.