I wish cellphones had been around back then, to capture the reaction of the room. The reaction of the crowd to the Tron 2.0 reveal did more to convince me I needed to see it than any marketing material Disney could have produced intentionally.

(I swear there was a better version of this somewhere)

I don’t go out of my way to buy special edition this or that, but I would happily pay a huge premium for an MCU omnibus that features commentary from Luis for every movie.

I saw the first 8 minutes of that one.

Well, if it’s anything like this mixed bag of advice, it’s no wonder.

Eagerly awaiting the oblivious petulant foot-stomping of people who loudly shouted down petulant foot-stomping spawned by the last movie.

Oh no, somebody didn’t like a movie! My sense of self is cheapened!

“And if I can’t keep ALL my money, why make ANY money at all?”

“Tonight at six - Millions of idiots who voted for fraud realize they’ve been defrauded.”

Nah, they are cool with the racism.  You don’t see them lining up to put a wall on the Canadian border.

Just floating it out there that, bereft of grandparents, I would gladly adopt this fellow as my own provided that gets me in the running for the truck.

That would be great.

Other possible workarounds: Infinity-Gauntlet-powered Conversion Therapy, but the other way.

On Christmas Eve 2018, I stopped at Wal-Mart at the last hour to buy cold medicine. I was walking out of the store behind a greaseball couple when suddenly the female of the pairing threw her arms straight in the air and kind of collapsed backwards towards me. I was close enough that I put my arms out and stopped her…

I’m pretty sure NBC’s insistence of sticking Pierre McGuire into every national broadcast has proven more of a barrier to the sport for casual fans than any of the old arguments of it being a tough game to follow, etc.

Years ago, there was a playoff in-game interview where Pierre damn near rested his chin on a…

... go on.

They could EASILY squeeze 8 movies out of a proper Doom/Namor arc, and I hope they do. People who bitch about the proliferation of comic book movies don’t realize they are actually advocating a return to the days of Police Academy 1-13.

This. I’ve done the Trans-Siberian railway. Smooth it is not.

She’s the lady from the Big & Tall section in Bad Santa.

Even on local TV, a 30-second spot campaign can easily run five digits. This chain is getting a 2 minute segment on every news broadcast in their local market for pennies on the dollar.

But, corporations being what they are, someone probably will get fired over this, either the manager or the people responsible for the…

But you know as soon as chairs are provided, some knucklehead will complain that they have to sit all day.