Wait, you only want 10 herbs and spices?

Me either!  That’s awesome!

I always assume these people are broke as fuck and need to draft behind me to get better fuel economy.  

Nothing to add, other than there is (was?) a dude in Northern Indiana who drives 45 in a 65, and as you pass him he holds a hand-printed sign up to his driver’s side window that says “SLOW DOWN” and on more than one occasion he has almost lost control of his little shitbox sedan while I passed him.

I haven’t seen him…

You’d think, right? Hopefully he would do better than Glenn Danzig, which I repost here only for the comedic quality of the delayed “Oh no!” someone moans out after the punch is thrown.

I’ve always heard it as the Braves are the oldest continually-operational baseball team; the Cubs organization would be tied, but they didn’t play for a few years after the Chicago Fire. It’s true a team called the Cincinnati Reds were the first to field a full-time professional roster,but the team we know as the…

I used to collect baseball cards, but for the last 20 years or so I’ll just buy a couple packs to see what they’re doing with them.  Granted, I didn’t look at them THAT closely, but apparently Donruss hasn’t had a MLB license for years and is still churning out generica.  

You can tell they are innocent youngsters because they are dancing, and any white person with a fully-developed brain knows you shouldn’t do that.

Or, they are very good at it.

Where’s Ted Nugent telling this teenager to shut the fuck up?

Outside of maybe the United Center, nobody gave a flying fuck about the pre-game anthem until CK knelt in protest. You’d look around, and people would be stuffing their faces with hot dogs, digging in their ass, digging in someone else’s ass.

+1 trace elements of sarcasm

Mattel has been experimenting with “live” Hot Wheels events for a while; as a brand, I can see where it would make complete sense to take it upon themselves to generate enthusiasm for a signature toy line, especially now that kids just don’t give a shit about cars like they used to. If you’re pulling in 6BN in revenue…

No kidding.  After the second one, I’d be like, get out of here, I have nothing left!

Hey Yadi - stick to baseball!

Just one more thing - even though both angles show the ball was nowhere near his thumbs, what kind of athletic freakishness do you have to have to get your left thumb to do THAT (GIF in the header image, where it looks like he flexes his thumb backward.)

That could be almost anyone!

Isn’t there even a saying like “perfect is the enemy of good” or something like that?

Not just ‘training’ at home; he’s got peers and adult chaperones encouraging him. Peers and adult chaperones from a CHRISTIAN SCHOOL.  

From today’s Onion article wherein the Patriot’s score two TDs before the game: