With no other offers on the table, it’s possible the White Sox’s offer *was* negotiated down from 10/400 to 7/175, and now he’s looking for anyone who will do 7/176 or better.

I think it has a lot to do with the agents forecasting the next CBA and assuming 300M/400M is going to look reasonable when all those books get opened.  

They don’t have a racist bone in their body.

“Football is just what I do, it’s not who I am.” - person who showed up to a football game as themselves instead of a highly-compensated placekicker.

I would love to see these morons explain how capitalism would work without debt.

What a bitter comfort it must be to all the loved ones left behind by the victims of the Last ISIS Terror Attack, Ever just hours before Pence defeated the caliphate.  

I think the admin-shaming is more in reference to this guy being able to install NotAVirus.exe on his work computer. I would argue a full 99.9999% of the armchair sysadmins who clutch pearls over that practice actually have at least one user in their jurisdiction who has no compelling reason to be local admin but has…

Gotdamn.

We are at a point in history where that actually has to be explained to some people.

Not to mention, in some cases (such as R. Kelly over a decade ago) comedians are the only ones actually talking about whatever subject it is they are covering. In other cases, a comedian taking the fundamentals of a subject to their extreme helps ‘ordinary’ people re-frame their understanding of it.

I would rather…

Kind of like the Model A signaled the end of privately owned horses? No matter what happens, people who want personal vehicles will still be able to own them, but there will be challenges in fueling them, keeping them maintained, and eventually, driving them at all.  

Things are exploding and getting swept away by water and ripped apart by dudes made out of rocks. If it’s SFX, it is very destructive.

Definitely NOT looking to defend Trump here, but if it’s true he paid for this out of his pocket, it is kind of, sort of, endearing in a ‘normal response to stimuli’ kind of way. A bunch of college kids are suddenly in the building, go get cheeseburgers... my sister-in-law might do the same thing if her kids and their…

At least there’s still some trade value in Moncada (if they move him before spring training) and even if they don’t get Machado/Harper, they’re still adding Eloy Jimenez, who is an absolutely phenomenal hitter.  Hahn completely pantsed Theo on that deal.

They’ve been in the Negative Zone the whole time.

There’s an offline mode where they can learn to do that stuff! That said...anymore, I prefer the boneheaded AI to boneheaded humans.  At least when the AI throws a fit, it has the decency to park in a corner or something.  

They’re just really, really appreciate that Phoenix gave them Alexei Zhamnov.

I figured the Yankees weren’t REALLY in on Machado/Harper because they need to sign their existing kids AND give Trout a swimming pool full of doubloons.

Actually it is.  You should read the back of a ticket some time.

I am sure if she methodically drank her way into screeching, nobody would say a thing.  Showing up and doing THAT seconds after tipoff, it reeks of homeschooling or something.