The right’s ‘respect’ for veterans is as transparent as their ‘respect’ for life. If the left’s candidate is a Purple Heart recipient, you question whether he earned those medals at all. When your candidate is too bone-spurred to have been of any military use, you shit on a Gold Star family and mock POWs.

At no point…

Don’t forget, at the same time Stan Lee was breathing life into a starchy conservative character like Captain America, he was rolling out a billionaire playboy industrialist to a target audience that later became the hippies.

I think you nailed it on the head - we don’t know what good QB play even looks like, at least not while on offense. You’ll have to cut us some slack, though: our three best-ever quarterbacks are a dead guy, a one-eyed guy, and Jay Cutler.

That’s not fair. We’ve seen good quarterback play at least twice a year for the last 20-odd seasons.

I thought I lost it at that point, but then they had the bear hump a flagpole.

See also: numerous Trumpy Bears sold on eBay at 2x MSRP, topped by one that went for 144.85 today.

There’s also a Trumpy Bear carrying bag that sold for more than the Trumpy Bear itself.

They get vests, and they get buttons to put on those vests.  These sissyneck liberals would have us PAY them on top of it?  What’s next, pay the Girl Scouts?

I say one of those tiny gas-powered motors from a model airplane or something.

For as cold as it was, you wouldn’t think you’d have seen 4 dongs like that.

There’ll be no “stand” to speak of before he would be called to one.

As an actual warrior who owns a keyboard: thank me for my service, byatch.

Dr. pamackie Johnson is right about Chamomiles Davis Johnson’s being right!

All good ideas, except the other Chevy dealers around that area are worse, at least on the sales side.  

Wait, is *this* a joke?

Oh. For a second there, I thought maybe the pizza unleashed your latent ophiophilist tendencies.  

Avengers IV: Citizens on Patrol

You’re not wrong, but only if you’re thinking of college football/basketball; te only people who willingly go to a college baseball game are either playing in the game or drove the players there.

Well yeah, but now he has to walk everywhere.

What’s weird is it can only be read if you’re standing behind him.

Yet, for all that wisdom and life experience, who are the most frequent victims of amusingly-unsophisticated confidence scams?