I’m afraid you’ll have to stay at the Best Western in Provo.

Don’t mind me, just advocating nonviolent solutions to the problem of the Fuck You, I Got Mine generation.

Anyone who is celebrating this is missing the larger point: the Mueller investigation ends, now.  The House will now be occupied defending the existence of the investigation, as the findings of that investigation wither away for 2 years.

Except whatever luxury tax hit the Cubs would take on Harper, they would more than make up for in jersey sales and revenue from the network they’re launching, AND their front office needs a win after the disastrous FA class of 2017.

Encouraging, but that is roughly how it always looks.  The older you get, the shittier your politics are.  It’s why I am against the flu shot.

I wonder how hard it would have been to mod the webs so they looked like they did in those first comics?

Oh, and I suppose it’s a Health Saving Account to you people, too.

And this will happen, too. The Irish made their deal with the devil to be ‘relevant’ again, and all it will ever net them is the opportunity to be humiliated in one awful night as opposed to spread out over 11 or 12.

Not exactly justice, but it is poetic.

Nah, fail enough of these people and you get fired.  Happened to a friend of mine who did essentially the same thing with a history course; enough people complained and he was fired... because they suck at history.

I get that, and maybe Collitton will be great, but damn if promoting a guy from the AHL to his first NHL coaching job doesn’t stink a little bit of Alpo Suhonen.

I’m not saying this didn’t have to happen, but it probably should have been done after this season.  It’s not like if they snare 8th place, they are going to go on a tear.  Everything is just not as good as it was 5 years ago.

That is both hilarious and depressing.  

Oh, they have plenty of bottoms, they’re just repressed.   Where do you think all that externalized loathing came from?

Or at the very least, have a staffer transfer info from the brochure the Koch brothers sent you or something.

Trump won’t be around forever, and the people will not forget.

Then in the purported showcase game of the weekend, a guy was ejected for slapping a dude, which just completely baffled the announcers.

Yeah, well, until my campaign of going door to door sucking flaccid millennial dick starts to take traction, I guess I’ll stick with berating.

For all I know, I might be one of those people but I assure you, I don’t do it because it “makes me feel good.”

Ok, maybe “KILLING THE MINORITIES” is a bit strong, but at the very least, your voting choices are MAKING THE MINORITIES VERY LATE FOR SCHOOL.

No shit. They put children in fucking cages. If that doesn’t send a signal to your “I need to do something about this” nerve cluster, then there is something terribly broken inside of you.