No shit, what more reason do people need? I get it, “both parties are bad!” but there’s a wide fucking gulf between “they never deliver on their promises!” and “every single policy they enact is calculated to fuck the majority of citizens on the planet.”

I have, somehow, inexplicably surrounded myself with people who aren’t sure if they are going to vote this year; oh, they bought all the bumper stickers and spent the better part of the last two years filling their FB page with anti-Trump bullshit, and took pains to be at every pussy-hat rally within driving…

Nah, that kind shares them.  It’s why they call it a ‘ring.’

“If you’re revealing a company’s video game features for dem clicks, then fuck you, you’re trying to profit off someone else’s hard work.”

No, credit card information is actually protected data. There are whole laws and stuff about that.

Only confidential to the parties who agree to confidentiality and where covered by applicable law.

Cleveland Browns, obviously.

I don’t think we need more articles glorifying boner culture.  

Seems that the carpets don’t match the drapes.

Oh no, dogs can indeed deal with their own shit.  And cat shit if they get the opportunity.

Usually they have a distant relative (grandfather, uncle) who killed Hitler.

Maybe if Gab had posted a video of Robert Bowers fucking somebody’s wife, Peter Thiel could have stopped all this.

You would think, but I bet if she sets up a GoFundMe right now, she’ll clear 6 digits before the 5:00 o’clock news.

First Lue, then Hue, now Haley too?  

Oh god, another huge mid-season acquisition that underperformed for the Dodgers in the World Series before hitting the free agent market?

I’m still trying to figure out why teams bother kicking it into the end zone, since only 1 in about 500 kickoff returns make it to the 24.

Because the rest of the division realizes how funny it would be to give the Bears more high-profile, nationally-broadcast opportunities to emit fecal material from all orifices.

Moors!

Nevermind that most of those people were Russians.

He could have been drafted second overall and wound up in a worse position than he is now.