Hrm, but not the Cardinals.  

Have you ever been in the military?

These are amazing. It’s like the front end is traveling through time... to the 80s.

Awe, there are Javier Baez Jr. fans.  It’s so cute.

Well, it’s not wrong.  I don’t think? 

This planet is fucking crazy.

No shit.  If I’m pissing behind a dumpster and find you raping someone, does the DA’s office throw up their hands and moan “if only you weren’t peeing behind that dumpster we could convict the guy!”

“This non-football thing is distracting from football!  Football!  Football!”

Great play and it was upheld, but, uh...

“In my day, if a guy was showboating like that, his next at bat he’d be picking himself up off the ground.” - Goose Gossage

It’s weird, because we don’t have statues of rancid food and diseased blankets we gave to the indigenous people, yet these are our heritage and history as much as the Confederacy.

Hrm.

It’s almost like these monuments to the Confederacy aren’t really being kept around as reminders of our history, but for some other…

9th.  9th is a good one.

That dude looks like someone who doesn’t wipe or flush after he shits.

In what other sport is it acceptable to hurt someone because he’s good?

As much as video games are the property of the company which produced them, they are also the works of thousands of people - programmers, designers, artists, even lawyers and accountants.

I don’t think his hand was still attached to his body five years ago.  He seems to have healed up?

As great a season as de Grom is having, Scherzer is actually doing it with a team trying to get somewhere.  

I know the numbers say they have a good offense, and the standings say they are a good team, but game in, game out it feels like they are hanging by a thread. They’re probably going to hold that 2-3 game lead until the final week of the season, where they’ll get heroic, vintage starts from Lester, Quintana and…

Yeah, nobody’s ever seen that combination play out.

Eh, the meatballs in Chicago couldn’t figure him out so obviously he was a shithead and had to go.