Youngling. They’re called younglings now.

Funny thing about that is, WotC then copied Hearthstone.

I don’t think there is anything Blue Hole is doing that would encourage Epic to steal their dev team. Unless Epic was hoping to introduce glitches as a feature.

If Detroit ever gets to the playoffs again, I want them to start every home game by making everyone sit through the complete assembly of a 4-door sedan, right there on the ice.

Thank you. Just because you are free to speak does not mean someone else must provide you a platform to do so.

Eh, aside from 30-for-30 and actual live sporting events, what reason is there to watch ESPN?

I get what you’re saying and agree with the premise, but Ovechkin is a better pure scorer than nearly everyone on that list.

“You don’t know how you would react in that situation.”

Fishbowl or not, they better bring forward the green-square outfit.

I would like Holland, because he has moments where he seems the perfect fit, but his “super-powered 1st grader” schtick is grating after a while.

I made sure my kids knew in advance that whatever Thanos does, the Avengers find a way to undo it.

He didn’t do anything to stop it now, did he?

After the first time I was attacked by an emaciated cougar, I started carrying an emergency great white shark. You should see the WTF in their eyes when I break that thing out.

Are “In Memory Of...” rear window tributes just a thing in my area, or are they widespread? Seems like every late-90s/early 2000's 4-door shitbox has one of these.

After the game, Baez said something to the effect that last year he hit a grand slam off this guy, but this season he’s struggling and “anyone can strike him out.”

Hey, it’s Comcast’s burner account!

It’s still Chevro-let though, right?

I’m maybe too much of an Almora fan, but I honestly think all his offensive weaknesses would be addressed if he only got regular playing time.

Almora is kind of weird like that; he has a rep for being weaker vs RHP, but he’s a career .277 hitter vs RHP, batting .287 against RHP this season. He’s almost a .300 hitter out of the leadoff spot and his defense is award-worthy if he’d get the playing time, which he won’t because the Cubs have buried him behind…