This comment is magical.

Can this be .gif’d and filed under White Power?

After you’ve picked your CPU/motherboard, the next component should be PSU, regardless of whether you’re planning to overclock. The PSU is literally what drives your system, and if you pick the right part now, it will slot into upgrades years and years down the road. You will never regret a little extra spent on the…

I can’t judge Game 7 2016 because as a fan I’m too invested to make a rational call. It seemed to me the greatest game I had ever seen, but there were some good games in other WS from my lifetime, i.e the Jack Morris game, the Kirk Gibson game, and so on.

Oh, so that was you rushing your kids to the elementary school with the overall “D” grade and the armed guard in a bulletproof vest.

I’m so glad the dongs are back. I missed all the dongs.

And yet, with a straight face and not a hint of awareness, they’ll rail on for hours about entitlement programs.

Inside, he’s using his amazing clutch powers to keep a buttplug from popping out.

You have to have giant balls to swing that hard on a 3-2 count.

What kind of asshole state charges tax on a tip?

The speed on the fastball is impressive, but if I were that guy, I’d trade a couple MPH for some movement. That thing is like damn a laserbeam.

Agreed, but it’s kind of weird. Like, if Trout worked out of Wrigley, he’d be everywhere, 24/7. Same goes for Kershaw. But Yasiel Puig is in the same market, and he was the subject of breathless hourly reports for the better part of two years. We may never see a player like Trout again in our lives, and it’s been…

I dig looking at these weird stats. Like, Barry Bonds had two guys who he only had 2ABs vs, and both hits were HR, among 23 guys whose only hits surrendered to Bonds were HR. There’s also a guy against whom he had 9 plate appearances, drawing 8 walks and hitting 1 HR.

The guy kind of just beat the piss out of Colorado single-handedly, so, yeah.

I’m assuming the home broadcasters liken this to Sean Avery waving his stick in front of Brodeur(?) - there’s no rule against it, but it’s weird and stresses out your guy (apparently).

How the fuck do you even prove you ‘believe’ something, let alone the degree to which you believe it? Do I have to say something I believe, then double-down when challenged? Because I’m ready to start the, whatever, Church of Andy Kaufman the Redeemer or some shit.

Doesn’t everybody know about the One Weird Trick Nolan Ryan Used To Combat Blisters?

I imagine that was done in the most conscious and cynical way, as in “these people are too feeble to connect the dots.”

Ouch. Silver lining: maybe now Corey Crawford will be recognized for the miracles he’s worked these past few seasons, playing behind geezers and AHL Pretty Goods.

I haven’t been to a VGK game to know, but lived out that way a while back. For years the Kings have been that market’s ‘home team’ and there were people who followed hockey in LV, or at least there were 20 years ago. I would hope that some of those people are making it to games regularly.