God, I miss threewordphrase.

Mike Pence will sit in a room alone with him, if you know what I mean.

I am usually *just* civilized enough to not appreciate appearance jokes, but god damn if that description isn’t spot on.

I don’t know what’s more depressing, the sad facts that we can’t ignore, or the sad facts people choose to ignore. The system, such as it is, worked flawlessly to get a readily-available mass murder weapon into the hands of a disturbed individual, and we had the 8th school shooting of the calendar year... in fucking…

That’s amazing. Also, lugers have their own specialty gloves. I did not know that.

Why don’t you google the number of people killed with bombs vs the number of people killed with handguns, while you’re at it?

“Imagine if we had easy access to freight trains! Then you’d be wishing he only had a gun!”

“But tasking officers to that deprives other parts of the community public safety officers of their main pursuit, downing donuts and chasing ass at 7-11.”

Now I know why there’s a Butterfinger car driving around town. I thought maybe he won a shitty contest.

It might while he’s waiting for the Assistant Manager at Dollar General to finally call him back about that cashier position.

Gosh, it’s almost like the decades of wage stagnation are bad for the economy.

Yeah, considering both of them had HoF careers PRIOR to their PED use.

Can we split the difference and get a remastered Interstate ‘76?

There’s no conspiracy, the Patriots are just better coached than every team they play against. That said, I would just love the Patriots to get called for just one of the shit penalties their opponents routinely are called for, so the entirety of Massachusetts would suffer a fucking embolism and die screaming…

Finally, a chance for everyone to take a knee during the anthem without offending the military.

That’s true; years ago the Blackhawks tried singing “we sell out every game and sell more jerseys than most franchises combined but because we pay so much to our concessions vendors we don’t make any money!” thinking that nobody knew Wirtz also owned the concessions company.

Listened to some analyst on the radio today who indicated the Pirates have made a profit in excess of $250M over the last 10 years, and the franchise has increased in value from 280M to 1.25 BILLION in that span.

Granted, 250M “only” works out to 25M profit a year, which maybe nets you a player and a half before you…

Years ago, I removed the dealer sticker from my wife’s Civic. She took it in for a recall, and they put the sticker back on, then they wanted to charge me to remove it.

And rightly so. The whole fucking world is tilted on its axis, and liberals have resorted to cannibalism.

Why didn’t they just douse the track with fuel and let the car absorb it through its tires?