Sure, if they have a strange desire to go back to being the perennial 4th-place team they were before Reid fell in their laps.

It’s not ‘dead-puck’ but you have to go back to the pre-expansion era to find a non-lockout season where individual scoring was so low. We are coming off 7 consecutive seasons where the league had no more than one 100-point scorer. Ovechkin is putting up insane numbers for this era, easily one of the best career…

I mean, look at this shit:

Bure screwed up by playing on one leg for 7 years. At their best, I would take Bossy over Bure, and either over Ovechkin at ANY point in his career. His numbers are fantastic, yes, but skill-wise he’s nowhere near those guys. His best comp would be Brett Hull, another prolific goal scorer who put up amazing numbers…

And after Mike Bossy’s done with him, Pavel Bure.

Insofar as alien invasion movies from 1996 go, Independence Day will always be a distant second to Mars Attacks! in every meaningless way.

Like every year, I am looking for a 2-door 64 Ford Falcon Futura, but the ones I can afford are beyond my capability to restore, and the ones that are restored to a point where I could finish are out of my price range. So basically, I need someone to give me about 10k, to make up the difference between what I can…

Oh my god. Similar situation, my folks had a large side yard that was bordered by two country roads; people would slurve through the yard rather than take a proper turn, leaving ruts like crazy. The deeper the ruts got, the further into my folks’ property people would venture to cut the corner.

Ugh.

Especially if whatever it was he saw caused him to consider murdering the son of his sister and his best (human) friend. I think I could have handled the Luke Skywalker: Criminal Intent storyline a little better if we saw some indication of WHAT Luke saw that would leave murder as the first option. This is the same…

It’s this thread! It’s gone from ‘suck’ to ‘blow!’

How about this: if there’s room for a guy named Rabbit Maranville with a career OPS+ of 82 in the baseball Hall of Fame, then there should be room for a guy named Omar Vizquel with a career OPS+ of 82.

You may not fully realize it, but we are living in the Butthurt HoF.

I hope your optimism carries.

Yeah, I work for Minor League Baseball. I know exactly what the numbers mean. That’s still more TICKETS DISTRIBUTED than any other game; whether people used the tickets or not, they still took the tickets. The narrative is still hollow as shit.

Let’s see if this tracks.

Kris Kross. Color Me Badd. Atlantic Starr.

Good tip, I’ll be sure to tell every teacher my kids have had since they were 4 and see if they stop sending these little snowflake grenades back with their students every year.

“Fire in the hole! Uh... hopefully!”

I dunno, an in-home basketball arcade game may be just the thing to kick my heart attack into gear and usher in sweet release.