Because on paper, the White Sox are mired in a rebuild. Never mind the fact that they have better people in Double-A than the Angels have on their ML roster.

Not only did Gould kick SF to a win, but the Bears’ current kicker couldn’t even stand up on the sidelines.

Could it be a little of column A, and a little of column B? I know - me, personally - that after I spend four or five hours shoveling snow, I am guaranteed to catch a cold in a day or two. Always happens.

Bellisimo.

+1 Résumé necromancy

The business card he gave me said Jesus, Christ.

I’d like to know what part of Christian Values© thinks man-to-man sounds intimidating. Didn’t the person your faith is named after advocate non-violence when persecuted?

He just didn’t want Jessica Jones snapping his neck.

Hooooly shit.

But the only sub-demographic the president mentions at all are “adolescent girls and young women.”

There’s a dude running in Alabama right now who is, amongst his own constituents, an infamous pedophile. And the allegations against him have been cited as a reason TO vote for him.

All because he’s an R and not a D. Individuals could not give one flying fuck about what they elect, as long as their team wins.

This. Sadly, this.

Might be because they stopped making the Hummer.

I would think that, in a normal election, statements like “they’re both bad!” wouldn’t resonate too much. That said, this past election, the Democrats ran a candidate who had 24 years of rabid opposition programming directed towards her, her husband, her daughter, hell, their fucking dog.

Oh, yes, of course. She said so in her emails.

The only scenario where this makes any sense is if the organization was TRYING to lose and Eli was still under the impression they were attempting to win football games. Otherwise, it’s not like Geno Smith is going to author a 5-0 run to restore respectability or something. He’s Geno Smith, not Alex Smith.

Then I’ll spell it out for you. Because you aren’t having as much fun playing a video game as you want, an entire family deserves to be put into financial ruin.

Congratulations, you missed the point entirely.

I wish the earth would open up and swallow the whole McCaskey family. Fox, Trestman, letting Jeffrey walk, then signing a career backup to a trillion dollar contract, then immediately trading picks to draft a QB nobody was gunning for anyway? These are symptoms of an ownership group that’s been trying to treat their…

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