I think the cast will thin out some before the end of the movie, only to be resurrected in Film Previously Named Part 2.

Noooo-OO-o!

I stared at it for a few seconds and can’t make out whether it’s his filthy left hand, or if he’s holding the hand of the deceased. I would lean towards the deceased; why put a zillion characters on screen if not to kill a lot of them?

Nah, he’s been drawn without his helmet plenty of times. Why do you think he wears a helmet?

Would be awesome if he summoned GR, and Nick Cage showed up. Dr. Strange gives an annoyed, dismissive shake of the head and sends him back, summoning Robbie Reyes.

It’s our yellow sun, it messes with his complexion.

Surprise: he’s playing Black Goliath.

I can’t wait for the threads touting those series, so I can swoop in and talk about how uninteresting they are to me.

Monsanthanos.

Yeah, credit cards were pretty good for the economy, for a while there.

Bullets.

Yeah, that dude what ran off with Mt. Gox or whatever. He made a killing.

Annnnnd the minute that happens, there goes the value of Bitcoin.

Actually, probably not. People still want to buy child porn and drugs, so Bitcoin will always have some value to weirdos.

I’m going to invest all my Bitcoin in Beanie Babies and Don Mattingly rookie cards. Whatever I have left over, I’m sinking into Herbalife.

I’m not a theorist (conspiracy or otherwise) but I have a hard time imagining that the “fundamental shift in how we think about economics” will be anything more than focusing on how to most efficiently eliminate all these useless humans.

La Fin du Monde?

What are your kids doing right now, other than drying in a sock somewhere behind your bed?

Than. And while I may be a far worse human than you, I have a better sense of scale.

People that think the kid or his family deserve to be sued, deserve to get cancer.

And I suppose you read every EULA you agree to, Mr. Upstanding Internet Guy?