Saturn V is “temporarily out of stock” but every review I’ve seen of it just raves; if it’s been a while since you built a Lego model, I guess the techniques used to shape the rocket are supposed to be really out there.

Death Star?

Then there’s the whole “originally written and performed by a married couple to sing at the end of their housewarming party as a signal it’s time for people to leave” aspect of the song.

If wikipedia is to be believed, an American composer adapted it from a Czech carol in 1951. But that begs the question, what was the Czech carol based on? Was it the “Christmas Shoes” of Fredegar?

The Goons are a shell of their former selves, but their Shitty Christmas Albums contain little lumps of gold.

Nothing exemplifies shitty Christmas music like “Last Christmas.” To whom is he addressing this screed, and to what purpose?

Do you really think they practiced that shit all year long?

My Mom had two Christmas albums: Elvis and The Four Seasons, so that was playing in the background when I got my Star Wars Droid Factory or whatever thing that made Christmas awesome.

If they wanted someone to fuck a football, they should have offered me a scholarship. But no, here I am with mountains of school loan debt AND a shitty job.

If I was a kid in California who projected to be a #5-10 draft pick, I’d move to Japan for a year or two and let MLB fight to see who could throw 30M at me instead of these paltry sums.

To be fair, Hank Aaron’s “I took a Greenie once, thought I was having a heart attack and never touched the stuff again.” and Barry Bond’s likely decade long experimentation with multiple performance enhancing substances are very different things.

The Hall of Fame’s mission is to preserve the sport’s history, honor excellence within the game and make a connection between the generations of people who enjoy baseball.

Oh, you mean guys like Freddie Lindstrom, and Ray Schalk? Chick Hafey? Rick Ferrell?

I sometimes hear them too.

I love that they use their usual stable of artists for this sort of stunt set, instead of farming it out to a junior college or something.

Reality skews left. This is why conservatives are snarling like cornered animals even though their party is in charge of every branch of the government and the majority of state legislatures.

“dead eyed churchbitch”

Somewhere, there’s a kid in a factory holding one of these and asking himself “what the fuck did I just make?” 

It’s especially distressing considering that almost all anti-vaxxers have had their vaccinations. They are a-ok with gambling with the lives of their own children. 

Do you remember Opening Night? I thought the Hawks were making a statement that last year’s early exit lit a fire under their ass.