Congratulations, you missed the point entirely.
Tito Starmaster
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I wish the earth would open up and swallow the whole McCaskey family. Fox, Trestman, letting Jeffrey walk, then signing a career backup to a trillion dollar contract, then immediately trading picks to draft a QB nobody was gunning for anyway? These are symptoms of an ownership group that’s been trying to treat their…
Yeah, credit cards were pretty good for the economy, for a while there.
Bullets.
Yeah, that dude what ran off with Mt. Gox or whatever. He made a killing.
Annnnnd the minute that happens, there goes the value of Bitcoin.
Actually, probably not. People still want to buy child porn and drugs, so Bitcoin will always have some value to weirdos.
I’m going to invest all my Bitcoin in Beanie Babies and Don Mattingly rookie cards. Whatever I have left over, I’m sinking into Herbalife.
What are your kids doing right now, other than drying in a sock somewhere behind your bed?
Than. And while I may be a far worse human than you, I have a better sense of scale.
People that think the kid or his family deserve to be sued, deserve to get cancer.
And I suppose you read every EULA you agree to, Mr. Upstanding Internet Guy?
Then there’s the whole “originally written and performed by a married couple to sing at the end of their housewarming party as a signal it’s time for people to leave” aspect of the song.
If wikipedia is to be believed, an American composer adapted it from a Czech carol in 1951. But that begs the question, what was the Czech carol based on? Was it the “Christmas Shoes” of Fredegar?
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The Goons are a shell of their former selves, but their Shitty Christmas Albums contain little lumps of gold.
Nothing exemplifies shitty Christmas music like “Last Christmas.” To whom is he addressing this screed, and to what purpose?
Do you really think they practiced that shit all year long?
My Mom had two Christmas albums: Elvis and The Four Seasons, so that was playing in the background when I got my Star Wars Droid Factory or whatever thing that made Christmas awesome.
If they wanted someone to fuck a football, they should have offered me a scholarship. But no, here I am with mountains of school loan debt AND a shitty job.
If I was a kid in California who projected to be a #5-10 draft pick, I’d move to Japan for a year or two and let MLB fight to see who could throw 30M at me instead of these paltry sums.