To be fair, Hank Aaron’s “I took a Greenie once, thought I was having a heart attack and never touched the stuff again.” and Barry Bond’s likely decade long experimentation with multiple performance enhancing substances are very different things.

The Hall of Fame’s mission is to preserve the sport’s history, honor excellence within the game and make a connection between the generations of people who enjoy baseball.

Oh, you mean guys like Freddie Lindstrom, and Ray Schalk? Chick Hafey? Rick Ferrell?

Reality skews left. This is why conservatives are snarling like cornered animals even though their party is in charge of every branch of the government and the majority of state legislatures.

“dead eyed churchbitch”

Somewhere, there’s a kid in a factory holding one of these and asking himself “what the fuck did I just make?” 

Do you remember Opening Night? I thought the Hawks were making a statement that last year’s early exit lit a fire under their ass.

Sometimes, but more often it’s “Ooooh, I better get back to my bucket of fried cheese curds.”

I read that somewhere too, but can’t find it now. What I am sure of is that the denomination was 100.00.

Have you seen the typical Packers owner?

But... but... my name isn’t Felger.

There are two types of Court Martial - Special and General; both feature your standard prosecution and defense and a judge, but a Special Court Martial has a jury made of a mix of enlisted and officers, while a General Court Martial has a panel of senior officers.

Think about how well he played while impaired. He was also on drugs, in addition to playing for the Browns.

If you ate 100g of sesame seeds, you would actually intake more calories than if you drank 4 cups of milk.

Please. Please. Please let the Yankees hire Ozzie Guillen.

You know, I was reading this and thought, “Man, I think I’ve read this before.” But no, dated 11/2/17. So that means there’s more than one asshole cop who shot a dog in front of children and complained about the cost of the bullet.

I did that once. It was kind of masturbatory, but.

That said, I know a dude who opened a “mom & pop” pizza joint, and it was a kit, too - sauce came in tin cans, cheese came pre-grated in bags, their supplier had a catalog of shit you could fry or bake or chill or whatever as appetizers... it kinda pissed me off, because he was foisting himself off as this “David vs.…

I prefer local chains that fracture and branch due to divorce and family bickering. We’ve got like thirty joints called Starlight Pizza, and nobody can agree on which one is “the good Starlight” so we never go there.

Yeah, people finding examples of your recent work in the toilet is one thing, carrying it through the office is something else entirely. Humans aren’t designed to carry poops externally.