It is dangerously... huge. Imagine Netflix/Prime devoid of all Disney/Fox content. Still worth 12-18 a month? And how much would the inevitable Disney/Fox streaming service cost? 30.00? 50.00?

That explains why they flow so well together; to be honest, my ears had convinced me that WAS part of a Star Wars theme.

... and ditch his brother in space while he’s at it? That’s Loki. I hope someone out there has already started working that up.

Yeah, but you have to admit, “I’ve been falling for half an hour!” was worth it.

I caught the Beta Ray Bill bust on the side of the palace, and was kind of hoping he’d show up and let the Lord of Thunder borrow Stormbreaker for a bit.

It really was the best time to be a kid, relative to what came before. One minute the best toy on earth was Silly Putty, then bam, Star Wars, Lego with minifigures, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Stompers, M.A.S.K., Zoids, Micronauts, Penny Racers, Rubik’s Cube, Supersoakers, U.S. 1 race tracks, on and on and on.

Yet we haven’t had the G.I. Joe vs. Transformers vs. Nerf trilogy we deserve.

You know, I was reading this and thought, “Man, I think I’ve read this before.” But no, dated 11/2/17. So that means there’s more than one asshole cop who shot a dog in front of children and complained about the cost of the bullet.

Hey now. D.P.7 was good. And Gruenwald destroyed Pittsburgh, which, the stories from then-onward seemed like the framework for the Stamford/Civil War/Capekillers stuff that came along 20 years later.

Perhaps you prefer gene-o-cide?

I did that once. It was kind of masturbatory, but.

That said, I know a dude who opened a “mom & pop” pizza joint, and it was a kit, too - sauce came in tin cans, cheese came pre-grated in bags, their supplier had a catalog of shit you could fry or bake or chill or whatever as appetizers... it kinda pissed me off, because he was foisting himself off as this “David vs.…

I prefer local chains that fracture and branch due to divorce and family bickering. We’ve got like thirty joints called Starlight Pizza, and nobody can agree on which one is “the good Starlight” so we never go there.

Yeah, people finding examples of your recent work in the toilet is one thing, carrying it through the office is something else entirely. Humans aren’t designed to carry poops externally.

Well, let’s see. The first Gulf War, Bush Sr. was convinced by advisers not to depose Hussein, because nobody in the intelligence community, NSA, or JCoS had any illusions about what would rise in his place should Iraq destabilize.

If he had shot 8 people to death and wounded dozens more, it would not be time to discuss such things.

At least they weren’t Hoojibs.

I work in South Bend and have interacted with Kelly at various community events; he leans more towards Digger Phelps-level entitled douchery, and could learn a lot from Mike Bray and Coach McGraw, who are genuinely great people.

Eh, there’s plenty of reasons not to like Brian Kelly that have nothing to do with their win/loss record.

If you’re to believe most Cub fans, the Cubs won the World Series last year, but Joe Maddon lost the World Series last year. He’s the worst manager to ever bring a title to the North Side.