Have you tried tea, or maybe a key bump of methamphetamine?

Thing is, people that do this kind of “everyone shares their plate!” crap think their antics are enchanting. That was me, I’d order horsemeat salad or whatever happens to be the least popular item on the menu.

“Vegetarian blood?” Yeah, fuck that guy.

I’d let brother-in-law order whatever, then flag the waiter and order my own shit. Life is too short to get food-cucked by weirdos.

Also, North American “nonplussed” usage sucks.

I would imagine it has something to do with silver/beige paint being cheaper when you buy 44 million gallons of it at a time.

You’re going to have a hard time selling THAT around here, even if it happens to be the truth.

He didn’t go to my school, and everyone hated him for it. .  

I would pay green money for a Cyborg movie, if that Cyborg movie was a spinoff of the teen Titans Go! movie.

Khary Payton is a national treasure.

He’s German.

Start with Weinstein?

But the very fact that the luggage was NOT in her possession the entire time makes a conviction based on ‘trace’ evidence so unlikely as to not be worth the administrative effort to pursue.

I’d eliminate this as a pipe dream except for the fact that signing Kaep would be *such* a Belichick move.

Most other teams don’t have an endless supply of little spark plug dudes who are willing to get clobbered going across the middle for a 6 yard gain 30 times a game.

“But they wouldn’t have had dirt on Hillary if she hadn’t had that email server!”

With a possible sentence of 20 years lingering over Manafort for these current charges, it may not take long for this to be about Russia.

They’re covering hamburger emojis on Fox. Limbaugh was whining about Kevin Spacey. There’s nothing else going on, no sir.

At this point it’s easier to list out names of Trump confederates who WEREN’T meeting with Russians. But no, no collusion going on there.

It would be weird to get a “World’s #1 Dad” coffee cup for your birthday, tho.

Concur. I was in-house IT for a company that landed a massive aerospace prototype project. At one point, I got tasked with rigging up a camera system to monitor the entrance to a suite of restrooms, as someone was sneaking in late at night, shitting like crazy and smearing the results over the walls, floors, mirrors,…