I’m leaning towards being impressed by the elasticity of the fabric.

Before there was EVE (or, well, close enough) there was City of Heroes; I still have the dozens of spreadsheets I’d cooked up for what mix of enhancements would give the max buff/debuff to this or that attribute, which when implemented allowed me to do things you wouldn’t have normally been able to do, like solo an…

What do they usually do with the abandoned boat in this scenario (provided it’s not already sinking)? Do they tow it, sink it...?

“You can’t possibly know that.”

Thor’s a logical conclusion, but doesn’t Ant-Man seem more like somebody Groot would relate to & emulate?

Maybe Jeter signalled that Mattingly is going to come available, and Cashman figures Mattingly is more of a Yankee than Girardi was?

So you are a Dodgers fan?

I like to think of myself as a relatively-worldly fellow, but I’m pretty sure if anyone managed to literally get a hand up my ass, I likely wouldn’t be expecting (or receptive to) a kiss afterwards. I’d probably crabwalk out to my car and vow never to deliver pizzas to that place again or something.

Hence, why they had to go. The invisible hand is being thrust up our ass.

Gee whiz, it’s almost like you ran afoul of a people stereotypically prone to drama.

Funnier than Super?

Typically that *is* where you go after you’ve won the LCS. It’s not like the Cubs are pulling 3 more wins out their ass against this Dodgers team.

Especially considering they just clawed past the husk of Dusty Baker. This is worse than last spring when Blackhawk fans opined that Quenneville “lost the room.” Yeah, they only finished with the best record in the West, clearly Q lost the room.

You would have preferred “Lego Couldn’t License Katherine Johnson’s Likeness” or something along those lines?

I just got some sweet Harley Davidson branded frames for my glasses. So I’m helping!

The Deadpool movie got off the ground because Ryan Reynolds and some talented people got the internet talking about it. McFarlane probably figured there’s enough fans of Spawn to do the same thing, but, eh.

Also, for a good (sad) laugh, go to the website espoused in the lead photo. Holy crap.

This. They don’t have to go looking for anyone.

Gott im Himmel! Ice?

The actual task kind of sucks, but mowing the lawn is about the only time I am not harassed by someone wanting something from me so I actually look forward to doing it.