It’s almost like thousands of creative people poured millions of hours into a form of media for 50+ years to create entire universes full of compelling characters and stories, and now that the technology exists to translate those stories to screen, film makers are going at it like crazy.

That’s Cub. It’s like they think they’ve stumbled on baseball’s version of rope-a-dope. “Ha! Next time we WON’T swing at that pitch that flew over the backstop, and it’ll be called a ball! Muwahahahha”

If I was blind, I might try every viewfinder. You know, just in case it actually works.

I love when the person holding the camera turns it on himself. Eyeroll deluxe.

“From a certain point of view.”

Dang. Was kind of hoping to find Road Rash on that list.

I’m so confused. If I stop watching football, how will the NFL know it’s because I don’t like watching people kill themselves, and not because I don’t like seeing people exercise their constitutional rights?

I would swear on a stack of bibles that injuries from cheap shots and regular-game contact were far less common in the NHL when players had no helmets and used wooden sticks. People’s knees, wrists and backs would be what did them in; now we see people getting their heads torn off because everybody’s a missile.

The ball is 8 feet behind Wieters by the time the follow-through tags him. It’s not like the swing caused Wieters to missplay the ball. The way he was crowding the plate, he did not deserve a charitable interpretation of the rules.

Bean farmer done what? Climbed onto a fucking tractor and sat in an air conditioned cab for 6 hours a day, burbling along listening to AM radio reminding them how great they are every 8 minutes? While a temporarily-convenient glut of illegals does all the actual hard work that “the hard-working American farmer” gets…

No, no. It got people talking about the actual issue he was protesting, for about 8 seconds. All this “respect the flag” bullshit is the result of thousands of amoral people making it their full-time job to steer the narrative away from what it really was about: to get someone, anyone, to think for a second about the…

Hahaha, unarmed bean farmers.

Well duh, they’re kneeling because they don’t respect the troops. Do you not have cable at your house?

Mom?

FB freaks me out. While browsing FB on my phone (4G) it delivered an advertisement for the latest and greatest version of a commercial WiFi scanner I had been using just moments before. 

Maybe in her first adventure as Captain Marvel, she gets sucked into The Future! and lands in the middle of a Future Thing! where everyone else is super like she is, but she is more super.

Ozzie Guillen. He the hero Boston deserve.

Exactly this. Dusty’s not a COMPLETE idiot. He knows that if he throws a wet paper bag at the media, they’ll find the turd inside. And that turd is Steven “we’re shutting him down for the future” Strasburg.

Nah, we’ll be in for a winter of hearing about how Stephen Strasburg is a fragile flower who let his team down when it needed him most.

The real trick is to get four or five of them together and have a... porgy.

I am so, so sorry.