Cutler’s “rep” as a better-than-average QB was kind of a meta-narrative that didn’t match his overall results. Every once in a while he would make a throw that 30 or 31 other QBs simply could not, but that was offset by the majority of his throws being the variety that 30 or 31 QBs simply would not.

Yeah, but if you could actually fuck a Porg, you would get it.

This. Among other things, Anakin killed a bunch of kids. I don’t care how evil your withered arc welder of an Emperor was, tossing him down a chute doesn’t pay off that kind of debt.

That’s the thing, though: we instinctively want to excoriate people for enabling the guy, but what if we actually owe them a debt for their heroic service in preventing any number of administrative tragedies? What if we are only seeing what leaks around the gaskets?

It’s back, or at least, the McDonald’s outside my kid’s school hasn’t run out of hot mustard yet.

Just had to chase it down.

Everyone has “their” SNL window, and everything that went before and came after it was complete dogshit.

Seemed kind of softball to me; the ending seemed tacked on as well. Pretty sure someone at Safelite vetted this before it got out.

Set aside “why” - how do you even GET a mlb.com shirt? There’s 509 pages of men’s apparel on their website, and not one bit of it is “mlb.com” themed.

I hear your pleas, and should you wish to avail yourself, I would happily share my vast reserves of Septum sauce.

Those pyjamas, tho

Trump’s base, in a nutshell:

Am I misremembering things, or did McDonald’s sell nuggets with szechuan (& other sauces) and fortune cookies back in the 80s, too? I seem to remember having McDonald’s-wrapped chopsticks and all that.

Finally: news I can understand.

This is the weirdest Charlie Chaplin film I have ever seen.

I’m usually more forgiving of kickers (it’s not an easy job, even given perfect conditions) but this noodlefoot robbed America of a 2-3 Patriots team, so, off to hell with him.

It’s early, but so far I am liking this new “Every Other Game Features a Hat Trick” version of the NHL.

Seriously. Add or subtract at least one pin, assholes.

Maybe you’re saying just home use, but right now, - today - I can walk into practically any manufacturing plant within 100 miles and find a WinXP machine on the shop floor rocking 128MB of RAM.

Hrm. I forgot how cool Snake-Eyes was before Liefeld & company used that aesthetic to murder the 90s.