I have to imagine it would take more than 5000 NRA bucks for me to sell my soul like Thune did. 

What people don’t remember, or choose not to remember, is that Reagan’s presidency was batshit insane and just as terrible as the Trump regime. Reagan was every bit the traitor and coward that Trump is, and you know how Republicans view that asshole. Anyone thinking the right will wise up to this clown is living in a…

I might buy this book based solely on that description of lifelong Cub fandom.

And don’t be too down on your Pale Hose; they’re about to be insane good.

He was like Jay Cutler, except he could actually do something every now and then.

Maybe? Probably not? The first 90MPH or so is strength, the rest is mechanics; once you get mechanics down, to get a called strike you need to have control. That’s asking a lot of a person, even as great an athlete as LeBron James.

Fact: In the Marine Corps, we used to get shitass drunk the night before a hump (not sexual, a hump is a term of endearment for a pointless forced-march in full gear over long distances and rugged terrain). If you fell out, you couldn’t hack and were subject to crude derision. Many’s the time where the only survivors…

Not to be a Cutler apologist, but maybe he thought the Wildcat was just another version of the Statue of Liberty?

True, but the Redskins have won 4 straight Monday Night games if there’s an interim Secretary of House and Human Services.

“There goes NASA again, pointing their equipment in the wrong direction. Cut their budget!”

My takeaway from this is that Yemen is in desperate need of people with video editing skills.

If he’s using the FBI’s metric of four people wounded/killed in an incident involving firearms, not including the shooter, then he is fucking wrong as hell and should stop spouting off fake news. Today is the 275th day of the year, and we’ve only had 273 mass shootings. That’s hardly “one mass shooting a day” that’s…

Gee whiz, it’s almost like beating off about how great guns are doesn’t actually make them great.

Yeah, I remember when he kidnapped those poor girls and put them on his reality show. Every time they tried to escape, the producers of the show kept pushing them back into the pool. It was sickening.

Or Paris (Texas).

Fact: I have never seen a Corvette go over the speed limit. Ever! You’d think they were made of glass or something.

This. As sick as I am of the people who would step over a homeless veteran to slap a “Support the Troops” magnet on their car, I’m near-equally exhausted by those what think members of the military are mindless thralls deserving of their scorn.

Yeah, well, that sounds like something a heroinbatman would say.

I’m picturing an army of pre-teens with zippo lighters at the ready.

You can be intelligent and morally repugnant. “Banality of evil” and all that.

And get Mexico to pay for it.