They’re covering hamburger emojis on Fox. Limbaugh was whining about Kevin Spacey. There’s nothing else going on, no sir.

At this point it’s easier to list out names of Trump confederates who WEREN’T meeting with Russians. But no, no collusion going on there.

I’m leaning towards being impressed by the elasticity of the fabric.

Before there was EVE (or, well, close enough) there was City of Heroes; I still have the dozens of spreadsheets I’d cooked up for what mix of enhancements would give the max buff/debuff to this or that attribute, which when implemented allowed me to do things you wouldn’t have normally been able to do, like solo an…

“You can’t possibly know that.”

Maybe Jeter signalled that Mattingly is going to come available, and Cashman figures Mattingly is more of a Yankee than Girardi was?

So you are a Dodgers fan?

I like to think of myself as a relatively-worldly fellow, but I’m pretty sure if anyone managed to literally get a hand up my ass, I likely wouldn’t be expecting (or receptive to) a kiss afterwards. I’d probably crabwalk out to my car and vow never to deliver pizzas to that place again or something.

Hence, why they had to go. The invisible hand is being thrust up our ass.

Gee whiz, it’s almost like you ran afoul of a people stereotypically prone to drama.

Typically that *is* where you go after you’ve won the LCS. It’s not like the Cubs are pulling 3 more wins out their ass against this Dodgers team.

Especially considering they just clawed past the husk of Dusty Baker. This is worse than last spring when Blackhawk fans opined that Quenneville “lost the room.” Yeah, they only finished with the best record in the West, clearly Q lost the room.

I just got some sweet Harley Davidson branded frames for my glasses. So I’m helping!

Also, for a good (sad) laugh, go to the website espoused in the lead photo. Holy crap.

This. They don’t have to go looking for anyone.

Gott im Himmel! Ice?

That’s Cub. It’s like they think they’ve stumbled on baseball’s version of rope-a-dope. “Ha! Next time we WON’T swing at that pitch that flew over the backstop, and it’ll be called a ball! Muwahahahha”

If I was blind, I might try every viewfinder. You know, just in case it actually works.

I love when the person holding the camera turns it on himself. Eyeroll deluxe.

“From a certain point of view.”