If he had startled the conductor, he might have jerked the wheel and lost control of the train!

I was going to marvel at his drone control skills, but then he passed right over a car full of broken glass and didn’t investigate any further, so fuck that guy.

I can (almost) see Ryan not being in the top 50, but Pedro Martinez and Rickey Henderson? Come on.

Yeah, but that “other guy” was Doug Stanhope, which I know can’t be true because if it WAS him, those poor female comedians would still be trapped in the green room. Anyone who has ever seen Stanhope knows he is in no shape to masturbate to conclusion.

Holy shit, I forgot about that. That was a WTF? even in the 90s.

“Pardon me, did you say you heard the bass?” - Jason Newsted

As a huge fan of Metallica and the Punisher, 16yo me would be yelling fuck yes about this.

But I’m 44.

True-ish. It’s a kids movie based off a show that’s based off a toy that has been extraordinarily popular for a decade. The audience is pretty much ready-made, it’s not like there’s an exponentially larger pool of people debating whether to see Victoria & Abdul or The Lego Ninjago Movie.

From what I can tell, they took the basic elements of the season 1 arc and fiddled it some to fit into a movie, and based on the sets/characterizations it looks like they hit on some of the newer season points (Zane being a robot, etc.) 

Yeah, like that Serenity movie. You truly are a Peter.

Still not sure why they felt the need to replace the voice actors from the series; they threw off the people who would actually line up to go see the movie in the hopes of snaring passersby.

Seems like these cases come up fairly often, where the only thing left is a broken headlight assembly. Would it be so hard for the NHTSA to take pictures of the debris leftover from their numerous crash tests, and put them into a searchable database of some sort?

“If that’s the queen, what the fuck does the witch look like?” - Paul Mooney

Although I am digging that I can watch it again without first removing it from the player, sticking it inside a box shaped like a Corvette, waiting 14 minutes while it rewinds, then popping it back into the VCR again to watch it.

“Orange man say it like is. Me prefer. Hail flag! Hail orange man!”

I didn’t want to nitpick but yeah. Anyone who grew up back then would have adjusted the tracking within seconds, and if it lasted any longer than that, the tape got ejected before it could fuck up the VCR.

Serious question: what was Jim Varney like?

After such recklessness, I hope the prosecution offers him no quarter.

And if he pursued the guy & was injured, everyone would be shitting on him for not thinking of the big picture or some bullshit.

So if she had posted “Gee whiz, our President sure is a fine example of the Master Race!” you’d have been a-ok with that? I mean, because that would be respectful free speech.