Of all the times for me to not have a Yancy Street gang burner.

Amazingly, he had time to wipe the weapon completely free of his prints, and the only DNS recovered from the weapon belonged to the policeman who claimed he was armed.

Donald Trump Jr is working on this!

Not to appear ungrateful, but if Marvel wanted to get dark, they should have skipped a Punisher solo series and went straight to face-wearing Moon Knight.

Yeah, well, good luck getting a Christmas tree home in your Type R while going 3x the reasonable speed limit for the conditions.

Circuit Judge Timothy Wilson pronounced Stockley not guilty and slandered Smith in the process, reasoning that Smith was a dope boy and saying that an “urban heroin dealer not in possession of a firearm would be an anomaly.”

I would have suggested Child Molesting Robot as the best thing they’ve done in years, but then they had to tack on that shitty White Castle nonsense. They really had something there.

“Hey, it’s a 100 floors of frights. They can’t all be winners.”

It’s pretty obvious that Kaepernick staged his protest exactly where it belonged; it made them so uncomfortable that they have gone out of their way to deny him a livelihood, to make an example to his peers that they never, ever want to see this again.

Thank you! I’m so sick of people wandering around gape-mouthed, incredulous and angry, wondering why their pound of dogshit isn’t as valuable as a pound of gold. Substance matters.

Bad firmware update on their WAPs.

What’s crazy to me is, Hoskins wasn’t even in BBA’s top 100 this spring.; most outlets didn’t even have him as a top-10 prospect in the Phillies organization - though Fangraphs had him 9th. I get that Philadelphia has a deep system right now, but holy crap, Hoskins is about as ‘come-out-of-nowhere’ as it gets.

As someone who has trained on that thin strip of land between the freeway and the ocean, let me tell you that I hate that thin strip of land between the freeway and the ocean.

Of all the shit in the world, this is what you choose to be outraged about. Even worse, you didn’t read the article.

I wouldn’t pay to watch White Sox/A’s now, but 2018 White Sox are going to be interesting, at least. They might average 10 strikeouts a game, they might be on the other side of a no-hit bid or two, but they’ve got a metric shit-ton of prospects already on the roster, and more coming.

(In a tied Game 7 of a playoff series against their most bitter rival, Edmonton’s Steve Smith tried to clear a puck out of his own zone, but inadvertently fired it into his own net, ending the Oiler’s season on his 23rd birthday.)

That howl at the end of Drink Before the War.

Like that bespoke plumbing they are using to tap the vodka bottle. I can’t even imagine how expensive the valve was.

Not Dick Valentine?