Amazingly, he had time to wipe the weapon completely free of his prints, and the only DNS recovered from the weapon belonged to the policeman who claimed he was armed.

Donald Trump Jr is working on this!

Yeah, well, good luck getting a Christmas tree home in your Type R while going 3x the reasonable speed limit for the conditions.

Circuit Judge Timothy Wilson pronounced Stockley not guilty and slandered Smith in the process, reasoning that Smith was a dope boy and saying that an “urban heroin dealer not in possession of a firearm would be an anomaly.”

It’s pretty obvious that Kaepernick staged his protest exactly where it belonged; it made them so uncomfortable that they have gone out of their way to deny him a livelihood, to make an example to his peers that they never, ever want to see this again.

Thank you! I’m so sick of people wandering around gape-mouthed, incredulous and angry, wondering why their pound of dogshit isn’t as valuable as a pound of gold. Substance matters.

What’s crazy to me is, Hoskins wasn’t even in BBA’s top 100 this spring.; most outlets didn’t even have him as a top-10 prospect in the Phillies organization - though Fangraphs had him 9th. I get that Philadelphia has a deep system right now, but holy crap, Hoskins is about as ‘come-out-of-nowhere’ as it gets.

As someone who has trained on that thin strip of land between the freeway and the ocean, let me tell you that I hate that thin strip of land between the freeway and the ocean.

I wouldn’t pay to watch White Sox/A’s now, but 2018 White Sox are going to be interesting, at least. They might average 10 strikeouts a game, they might be on the other side of a no-hit bid or two, but they’ve got a metric shit-ton of prospects already on the roster, and more coming.

(In a tied Game 7 of a playoff series against their most bitter rival, Edmonton’s Steve Smith tried to clear a puck out of his own zone, but inadvertently fired it into his own net, ending the Oiler’s season on his 23rd birthday.)

That howl at the end of Drink Before the War.

Not Dick Valentine?

GW seemed to me to be the kid forced to become CEO of the family business instead of following his dream to be a race car driver. Not a terrible guy, but, not terribly interested in the job everyone expected him to do, and surrounded by terrible people who were more than happy to do the job for him.

“September 2017: Tap Dancing Murderer. And we covered it. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.”

Lots of communities have terrible-and-dwindling economies, and lots of communities have economies built around noxious-yet-thriving industrial processes.

This was Devine.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Such as making Bernie a lifelong independent right up until it came time to run for president.

What a dirty trick!

On the one hand, I feel bad because my kids are fluent in spicy language, but on the other, I am proud because their usage is unerringly correct.

Having no allegiance to one or the other, I could have picked up a PS4 but chose the One S on account of it also being a 4K player. A casual buyer probably wouldn’t have noticed, as Microsoft doesn’t do a good job of hyping that feature on their retail packaging.