GW seemed to me to be the kid forced to become CEO of the family business instead of following his dream to be a race car driver. Not a terrible guy, but, not terribly interested in the job everyone expected him to do, and surrounded by terrible people who were more than happy to do the job for him.

“September 2017: Tap Dancing Murderer. And we covered it. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.”

Lots of communities have terrible-and-dwindling economies, and lots of communities have economies built around noxious-yet-thriving industrial processes.

This was Devine.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Say what you will about the guy, but Loki is not without a sense of humor: he dispatched the real Odin to the Transformer’s franchise.

Let’s split the difference and call it an alley in Hell’s Kitchen.

Maybe it wasn’t a wormhole proper, but rather a chronosynclastic infundibulum; perhaps he spends some time materialized on the planet Sakaar, and other moments in a Nordstrom’s down by the Pretzel Hut.

Such as making Bernie a lifelong independent right up until it came time to run for president.

What a dirty trick!

On the one hand, I feel bad because my kids are fluent in spicy language, but on the other, I am proud because their usage is unerringly correct.

Having no allegiance to one or the other, I could have picked up a PS4 but chose the One S on account of it also being a 4K player. A casual buyer probably wouldn’t have noticed, as Microsoft doesn’t do a good job of hyping that feature on their retail packaging.

Yeah, well there’s plenum more where that came from!

+10/100

He can take a friend like Chris Christie!

“You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic,” he said. “You don’t need a hurricane to hit anywhere. All you need is to create the fear and panic accompanied by talk that climate change is causing hurricanes to become more frequent and bigger and more dangerous, and you create the panic, and it’s mission…

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

This last week felt like an eternity.

No shit, like this guy doesn’t perfectly epitomize the kind of jerk you’ll find struggling to get out of a squad car whenever the police arrive. No wonder so many kids get shot in the back by these heroes - no way in hell these blubbery ticks are going to catch them in a footrace.

But I do like the attempt to hint at…

Smart move. I had to listen, just to see how dead-on my “I bet this is the worst shit ever” premonition turned out to be.