That makes sense, since Texas heroically seceded from Mexico to preserve the institution of slavery, or, as it’s known in 2017 “states rights.”

Not even the first to do that.

Hawkeye you possibly say that?

Oh, I know. I just hope my Black Panther dry in time for the premiere!

All I’m saying is, let’s not rush to judgment - Widow know what Widow know. Best to remain Loki, until Gamora information comes out.

Give Disney the benefit of the doubt, here. It’s possible Thanos something we don’t.

Keurig, for one. Pet Rock?

I can’t see collecting Funk Pops exclusively, but if you collect a certain character or theme, they’re a nice complement to your usual collectible figures.

Now you know where all those bitcoin go off to.

And if he ever DID see the inside of a police station, you can bet he would complain about the squalid conditions then hire some poor contractor to overlay it in gilt, and refuse to pay them.

I want to take this song for a ride.

A real American, indeed.

Yeah, I’m sure this didn’t go through an editor at any point, guy lady just banged it out and ran with it.

The numbers appear to be bun-sourced.

For as warmly as I remember Shawon Dunston, I cannot believe how pedestrian his stats were. Must be all those souvenir baseballs that he distributed behind first base.

Eh. I love Baez - he is by far my favorite current MLB player, even though he has stretches where he is more infuriating than he is awesome - but when he loses half a step, it’s not going to be pretty. If we get a few more of his great years, it would actually be less painful if he landed somewhere else.

No shit. Where are the breathless reports from IAH where water was selling for as much as 96.00 a case?

Dude, have you seen Dunkirk?

Just make sure Dave Matthews isn’t anywhere nearby.

No, that’s the Note 7.