And if he ever DID see the inside of a police station, you can bet he would complain about the squalid conditions then hire some poor contractor to overlay it in gilt, and refuse to pay them.

I want to take this song for a ride.

A real American, indeed.

The numbers appear to be bun-sourced.

For as warmly as I remember Shawon Dunston, I cannot believe how pedestrian his stats were. Must be all those souvenir baseballs that he distributed behind first base.

Eh. I love Baez - he is by far my favorite current MLB player, even though he has stretches where he is more infuriating than he is awesome - but when he loses half a step, it’s not going to be pretty. If we get a few more of his great years, it would actually be less painful if he landed somewhere else.

Dude, have you seen Dunkirk?

Just make sure Dave Matthews isn’t anywhere nearby.

No, that’s the Note 7.

Their inventory is likely ruined anyway, and everything perishable will... perish... without electricity and awash in sea scum. But you knew this.

That’s flatly terrible. Don’t deprive the world of your better self.

Boxing is weird that way; GGG spent (too much?) time building a rep vs lower-caliber talent which basically ensured he wouldn’t get a ‘natural’ shot at better competition. But dude straight up changed the shape of Rubio’s head, that has to count for something.

Thank god we elected a man who said wasn’t going to engage in typical political cronyism as President.

Why don’t you put a bag over his head and slit his Achilles’ tendon while you’re at it, so he suffers enough to be a decent human being instead of just learning from the example you set for him?

Can you imagine the horrible noises that would tumble out of the transplanted anus that is his mouth should Trump be confronted by Duckworth in any capacity?

I’m betting McGregor lands fewer than 10 power shots no matter the distance. The only way McGregor touches Mayweather is if Mayweather gets bored.

Weird that the NCAA doesn’t have pre-season games.

It sounds like something Stanhope would do, but whether he was the person in question or merely jumped in to IMPLY he was the person in question was never resolved. He and CK go way back; one of them has a reputation to uphold, the other... not so much.

covfefe

You should tune into the NHL draft and have your mind blown.