They physically attack people with all sorts of deadly objects because those people have the gall to disagree with extreme left wing ideology basic human decency and openly proclaim their opposition.

What, do you want people to revolt?

Sadly, he was 3'4 and 220 pounds just six weeks ago.

No lie, I saw a 20-ish lady wearing a fanny pack in a bar on Saturday. She looked otherwise normal.

Conversely, the Cubs would clout half a dozen solo HR off the Mets’ rotation as-is, and bat .020 with RISP.

You sure about that?

“Later, the NFL announced that all 11 players will be punished with roster spots on the Cleveland Browns.”

Based on how smooth he is at literally everything else, I wouldn’t doubt that Baez even craps with a panache not seen since the days of Fred Astaire.

I know I’m not the first to ask this, but why do Young Republicans look so fucking OLD?

That spin was real, and spectacular!

Hey guys, is EVE compatible with Google Sheets?

Jesus Christ. The recent stuff is so awful that I somehow forgot how awful the old stuff was.

+ .651 OPS

I’d fuck Warren Buffett. I mean, he keeps his wallet in his pants too, doesn’t he?

Well yeah, that’s what ‘market price’ is for. I don’t know how often a place like, say, Long John Silver’s or Red Lobster changes their prices, though. Where the hell do they even get their fish?

It’s class war, pure and simple. “Dear patron of my high-end restaurant; your bill would have been less if it weren’t for the unreasonable financial demands made by the lecherous poors I employ. So sorry.”

My realtor stopped by a supermarket to get donuts on the way to closing the sale of our home. While there, he used the restroom, and sat on a toilet seat that was covered in some kind of caustic cleaning solution; he wound up in the hospital, having all kinds of surgeries and skin grafts and whatever, and ended up…

But did they have PSLs?

Question, and maybe these do exist - are there any statues of Thomas Gage or Charles Cornwallis here, stateside? Just wondering if it’s customary for statues honoring the leadership of the losing side to be erected in the territories of the victor, and we just haven’t been paying attention.

Wow, had no idea.