I kinda, sorta wish the standings reflected how badly they’ve played, instead of being just 5.5 games out. If they were 10 games out, they might be more inclined to try to fix things in the offseason rather than make a desperate move to try and salvage 2017. This season will truly reach peak fuck me if they trade…

I want to be mad at the family, but you would not believe how quick the phone book lawyers are to offer a FREE consultation after even a minor incident; I can only imagine how ecstatic they were when they saw the name of the other driver. I bet they could barely dial the phone, they were coming so hard.

Eh, we all end up in a box sooner or later, who gives a shit what harmless thing people do with their time?

Maybe he just had Monster cables way before everyone else.

I’ve never seen a Greenwood in person, but from images I’ve seen on the internet, it looks like (most? a lot?) of them have that bare plate, then a ‘sheared off a Corvette’ fascia or whatever connects to it.

“Don’t stick to sports!”

Trump is the best thing to ever happen to the Republicans in Washington; as long as everyone is fixated on “Spicey” and “convfefe” that leaves McConnell, Ryan & company free to get on with the heavy backdoor fucking they’re giving us without the inconvenience of accountability. They won’t turn on Trump until they’ve…

It was ugly, but I live in the heart of double-down MAGA country so this was just another in a long line of awful things I’ve been forced to explain/repudiate.

My Mom invited me and the kids to watch from her office the fireworks show put on by the city. As we were leaving afterwards, I saw a guy almost back his car into a van full of kids driven by a woman in a hijab; realizing his mistake, he screamed out the window that she was a “fucking towelhead” that needed to get…

Yeah yeah, Hail Hydra, right?

Small sample size, but He’s hitting .381 with an OPS of 1.107 after 8 games in high A. The key seems to be “promote him when he has more total bases than K’s.”

One of the many unfortunate side effects of the entire Cub roster simultaneously contracting damp noodle syndrome: Schwarber would have been a lock for the HRD, had he been able to hit major-league batting practice pitching.

According to Tony Stewart, you take 3 weeks off after killing a guy.

They tried, but when the crew showed up for the shoot in Detroit, everybody brought guns instead of cameras.

When you export a spreadsheet to a bedsheet, some of the formulas break and you get the name of the function instead of the result. They should have saved it to a .CSV, then printed it.

That never stops being satisfying.

I rarely click-through to the source articles, but I accidentally did today and the comments there are mindwarping. Apparently Canadians are ready to join Putin’s war against... Canada?

I split the difference, and give them cans of chicken stock.

Tell you one thing, he’d have crazier shit than email on his private server.

This is better then finding out he’s got a younger brother named Parabailarla.