Wouldn’t a training course on a feature like ‘autopilot’ be in their best interest? I would have to imagine whatever costs associated with such a program would be offset if it presented them an ‘out’ of even one lawsuit.

Does Tesla just hand you the keys, or do they have some sort of training course?

That about covers it.

You see? Anarchy!

Until one of those colorful assholes scrapes your silver car in the parking lot and drives off.

This is bullshit. What if Nomar Garciaparra spelled HIS kid’s name backwards? It’d be total anarchy.

This is without a doubt - and the bar is admittedly low - my favorite sports story of 2017.

“Your dead kids don’t trump my constitutional rights.” - Joe the Plumber, to the parents of kids killed in a gun rampage.

Walkoffs against the Giants shouldn’t count.

Probably flailing around making progressively-weaker “Ow!” noises,

Saw them at the Abbey in Chicago, and they damn near pinned everyone to the wall. Who would have thought so much sound could come out of just two musicians?

D-Backs are legit, but for some reason, the national media has this notion of Arizona dumping Greinke before the trade deadline. That would be crazy, they have a real shot THIS year.

A few years ago, some company shat out a series of prepackaged early-gen console emulators (Atari, Colecovision, Intellivision). You can still find the Atari and Colecovision versions on shelves, but the Intellivision emulators were snapped up almost immediately. I’d like to think the relative fervor, some 35 years…

I take the week between Christmas and New Year off every year; I watch every shitty bowl game I can, not only to make up for missing all the shitty regular games because of work, but also so I can catch a glimpse of the next Tier 21 project the Bears will draft.

Uh, the plane is supposed to be deadly to everyone but the pilot?

They’ve heard great things about this Herschel Walker guy.

That’s the thing, I thought Toews played the tail end of the previous season/playoffs injured. Then he came back for 2016-17 and played exactly the same, except for a little explosion over three games in like, January. Then promptly back into the shitter.

Eh, the Hawks had a great run and it was fun while it lasted, but Toews is just broken, and they’ve got nothing down the middle past him. Maybe the early exit will rejuvenate Keith and keep some life in Hossa’s legs, but the Hawks have bigger problems than just being fatigued.

Back-to-back is impressive. Winning 8 years apart with basically the same major pieces is about as impressive. Peter Laviolette getting three very different teams to the finals in 11 years is also pretty impressive. Having the same 3 teams win 8 of the last 10 Cups is a little less impressive.

For all his faults and askew brainstem emissions, even Trump hasn’t made claims like he could beat Jordan 1-on-1.