Wow, it even parks like a real BMW.

Fittingly, the Blackhawks first appear in the highlight reel at 1:26, then at 1:27 they are out of the highlight reel entirely.

Maybe we can sign the twitching husk of Patrick Sharp in the offseason.

See, if they had done that before or during the series, I would have pulled for their team to win.

Here’s hoping Barron Trump grows to become a 6-star basketball prospect, and his dad morphs into a full-on LaVar Ball-style huckster.

Fake news! Blues is dead!

Based on the screenshots, your criticism is warranted; based on the relative “silence” surrounding a game that was six years in development, other fears/criticisms are warranted. I don’t think Epic is entirely sure how to sell this thing they’ve put together.

Agh. I know “just give it a chance” isn’t a popular mantra these days, but, I wish Fortnite was positioned in such a way that people could just give it a chance.

Agh. This specific case is not like Bugbear’s Next Car Game (which has been early access for its entire existence with no signs of ever moving out of Early Access). That is not Fortnite.

Hrm. Barnum & Bailey’s goes out of business, and then her ‘tour’ gets cancelled. Coincidence?

Is that a mirror image of Rubio behind Rubio?

My drunken peers are urging me to throw this back. Wait, now they are threatening me if I don’t.

I’m kind of burned out on Casual Sex Season anymore, what with all the blatant commercialism ruining the true meaning behind it. Hell, Target had their inflatable Casual Sex Season lawn decorations on display in February. February!

I should hope that the players take notice of this, and remember it when the team/league asks them to concede anything when it comes to contracts. You can beat women or children, kill dogs, shoot up a nightclub, hell - even kill people - and the NFL will find a place for you. But have an opinion? Mortal sin.

This is like those old Far Side bloopers where its caption would get switched with Dennis the Menace or whatever strip was next to it, and both comics would be better.

Who were those incredibly bland Blue Jays announcers? Dude hits a ball that would have left Canada had it not been for the closed end of the stadium, and all the announcer can think of to say is “That might have been his longest HR of the day!”

When it’s spit out, maybe some gets on the radiator and, oh hell, I don’t know.

Pretty much shuts The Intercept out of any such stories in the future, doesn’t it?

Add to that, don’t settle for the explanation that “such and such is winterized, so it can’t be inspected.” Insist they inspect everything. Whatever time the inspection is scheduled for, get there EARLY to walk through with them, and don’t get separated. See what they see, and ask questions, even if they seem to be…

They’ve been going through my wife’s laundry again.

The occupants might not die, but unless the “law of the land” is ‘pedestrians > occupants’ a company manufacturing an autonomous car that makes exactly that choice is open to a flood of lawsuits where they would have to defend their decision to put the safety of a third party ahead of their customer.