- Though only having 12 total shots on goal the entire game, the Penguins scored as many goals in the first period as the Blackhawks did in 4 games against the Preds

Am I weird for thinking maybe they shouldn’t advertise what ship deployed these guys?

And the only people who will bother reading through it are the people who already know how shitty charter schools are.

My favorite “things exploding in cars” story is from a guy at work: one day he’s walking to his car and notices a powerful odor coming from it. After searching the interior, he concludes it’s coming from the trunk. He pops the trunk, sees what it is, and before he can react, it explodes.

Good lord.

We mythologise the whole concept of veteran far too much in the States (I’m going to guess you’re from here from the comment).

Or, perhaps I know full well that many municipalities made the insurmountably stupid decision to privatize their emergency services, and in almost every instance have had to be served by neighboring communities emergency services because, ta da, privatized emergency services aren’t that profitable.

That is sickening. Meanwhile, nobody bothers asking why charter schools take root so deeply in minority-dominated districts.

“If my house is on fire, I should have a choice as to who puts it out. Isn’t that who we should be serving here? People whose houses are on fire? My burning house should not be trapped in a government monopoly on fighting fires.”

Public education is essential to a democracy.

We’ll let​ you know when this is finished.

Ugh. Do they even look at the demographics of who benefits most from these programs? Hint: it’s their base.

I’m rooting for a Nashville/Ottawa series because my TV only has so many yellows to go around.

If you think that word - coming out of that mouth - is “...just words” then you’re at best oblivious. At best.

#NotAllMysteryMethodists

I’m sad to say, but Pence is not universally reviled in Indiana. I spent this morning at a client’s office in South Bend, and the idle chat was all about how disrespectful those kids were to Mike Pence, and how they didn’t treat Obama like that.

That would be awesome. If you own a business, I highly encourage you to express your disdain for liberals in as clear and specific wording as you can muster.

ACTUALLY LEGITIMATE QUESTION: WHEN CAN WE TALK ABOUT KILLARY WEAKENING STEEL BEAMS IN BENGHAZI WITH CHEMTRAILS?

Maybe he’s a goon.

“What are you DOING? No! Nooooo!”